DNF
Contains spoilers that are so obvious I refuse to really think of them as spoilers.
I can really sum up my thoughts on this book in a few succinct phrases...
Ezra and Lily had sex. I lost interest. The end.
...and that's basically it. But I feel I should explain why I disliked this book so much when I gave the it's predecessor King Hall a 4.
To be honest, the main reason I was interested in this series was to see what would happen between Ezra and Lily. Okay, I knew what would happen, obviously. I mean, an author does not make her female lead have semi-awkward sexual encounters with only one other male lead. But, as stated in my review for King Hall, I really liked that their relationship was a pure friendship in the first novel. I also liked the premise of the storyline and thought it showed potential.
Based on that mostly positive experience, these were my hopes for the second installation of this series:
1) Ezra and Lily's relationship would continue to be a slow burn, and would slowly - naturally - transition from friendship to something more. And the entire time I would be devouring pages in breathless anticipation, just waiting for that moment when the heat between them finally exploded into a wonderful, emotional, sexual recognisation of their feelings.
2) The issues I had with the stark simplicity of a complicated plot (yeah, I know it doesn't make sense, but everything just has a feeling of conveniency about it) would be ironed out as said plot evolved into a living, breathing thing that would carry me through the books to come (heard this wasn't some mere 3-book triology).
3) My misgivings about the relationship between ruler and subject would be obliterated as the author strove to portay a fuller, wholer image of the society in which these Mysticals lived while showing how they handled the crisis that had just befallen them.
This is what I got:
1) After all the platonic build up of Ezra and Lily's friendship, I was desperate for that slow burn of sexual tension, the one that would eat away at them until, in a moment of desperation and need, they would collide in a blaze of sex. Instead, I got sex 20% into the book with a minimal foundation for it and, like, 10% anticipation. It was basically this: they are conveniently imprisoned in a cave, conveniently sharing a room, Lily conveniently runs into Hot Buff Alpha Shifter 3.0 and they instantly decide to have sex later, conveniently making Ezra jealous, and after said sex Lily conveniently runs into Ezra post-his-own-sex and this conveniently makes her jealous (when she never was before even though he slept with a plethora of girls in the first book - what changed, other than the location). Then there is a vaguely described week of them fighting each other, since they can't handle their feelings, which is totes responsible for two future rulers to do (I mean, for serious now? Are you twelve). Then she conveniently sees him naked and oh em gee just can't hold in the feels and they end up having sex because, ew, they could smell each other's arousal. Of course, their relationship at this point is purely physical and she, of course, lays some pretty strict ground rules - like not dominating her in public when she's graciously ruling her adoring subjects, but it's only now that she decides to think of her subjects, of course, when for the entirety of the first book and second thus far she had barely thought of them at all, and when she did it was with badly concealed disdain for their neediness and weakness (oh, gross! Is it contagious?) - and I just know those rules will conveniently be broken to conveniently cause some emotional conflict between them and they'll go through the whole juvenile thing of trying - but ultimately failing - to move on, especially when something bad will conveniently happen to one of the people involved. Okay, see where I'm going with this? What started as an unpredictable romance became mind-numbingly predictable in the space of a hundred or so pages. For reals. Main drawcard of the series? Obliterated.
2) Notice my use of the word 'conveniently' in my previous spiel? Yeah, that's because that one word can describe the entire plot. I bet Scarlett Dawn is patting herself on the back for the wily inclusion of Mages who conveniently have a spell to allow for anything she wants to happen without explanation. The room they were in at the school didn't explode when the rest of area did? Magically spelled and warded, of course. Need an excuse to thrust all the main characters together to make shit happen? Spelled room, duh. Main female is bad at hand-to-hand combat but needs to look badass and useful during the opening battle scene? Spelled gun with limitless silver bullets, obviously. Jack and Pearl just lost their mates and should be emotionally crippled, but for the sake of the action they need to be functional? Spell for that, too, silly. Need I go on?
Another of the many things that struck me as downright weird was the complete and utter emotional disconnect the characters, particularly Lily, had with some pretty damn disturbing events. Take, for example, Lily's briefly mentioned history with her barely-mentioned Uncle, an association which came to light at the end of the first book. Okay, right. So she has been tortured and sexually abused by her Uncle and this did not warrant more than a mere few sentences of acknowledgement throughout the entire first novel and zero mention in the second? And killing him was just a fun flash in the pan? If this was a normal book, that would have been the crux the female lead's enitre character would be built on! There's denial and then there's inhuman. Lily falls directly into the latter category, a sentiment that was only strengthened by her callous mowing down of Coms as she drove her Hummer to safety. Okay, I get that you're angry and that killing lots of Coms would feel like some pretty sweet revenge, but dear Christ, woman! Allow for a bit of horror at the situation to penetrate your overwhelming bad-assery! I feel like Dawn spent too much time trying to make Lily a hardass and not enough time making her real. Same deal with Ezra, who suffers from Male Hero Perfection Syndrome. Please, it is not possible to be good at everything and have the biggest dick known to mankind, so big it hurt poor Lily's overused vagina and so long it basically touched her tubes...you know, the ones that had been tied on an impulsive, emotional whim the day before.
3) I so loved how the entire subjugative race of Mysticals had a collective personality. Oh, except the too-gorgeous-to-be-real Vampire bitches who were only around to fuck and the suddenly-appearing, convenient Shifter Alphas who were, of course, immediately attracted to Lily and, fortunately for them, held her gaze long enough not be completely written off as irrelevant and derided as weak. Now, this aspect of the first book bugged me a little, but not enough to make me rant. This is me ranting: a true ruler does not just do what is best for her or what she - in her infinite wisdom - thinks is best for the collective. She ventures off her high horse and into the throngs of plebs and deigns to find out what they actually need. Unfortunately, she and Ezra spend more time focusing on themselves and each other (a week sequestered away in their bedroom having animalistic sexy time in the middle of a crisis, anyone?) than focusing on the major political catastrophe happening to their people. Well done. If I were their subjects I'd be a little apprehensive about my future rulers too, but the author conveniently (oh look, there's that word again) makes them all collectively distrust the idea of a racially mixed couple so we all have an excuse to dislike them as much as Lily and Ezra do. Because it's wrong to hate on the rulers, obvs. And Pearl and Jack conveniently (for Ezra and Lily, not them) lost their mates so they are conveniently out of action for the entire 50 pages it takes Ezra and Lily to bang and then are conveniently functional again. Because the entire world revolves around the dictates of Lily and Ezra's sex life. As it should be, for sures.
So basically (because this review is obviously the defintion of basic) this sequel takes everything bad from the first book and makes it at least 3.5 times worse. Then it takes everything kind of good from the first book and makes it worse than the bad stuff. Because fuck progress.
Final Note: The word 'bestie', or its clever plural form 'besties', was used far too often. Once is too much. Once should never happen.