Smashed by the Christmas Inflatables

by S.R. Griffith

What happens when a Christmas wish goes wrong? Or right?

Twas the eve of Thanksgiving when a lonely wish was made

What happened instead was the inflatables took what they craved

Now every night Sloan is filled with fear but also with lust

Will the poor lonely store clerk survive until Christmas

This is a short story intended for adults. There is a HEA but this is for lovers of inanimate objects. And weird stuff.

Genres: Christmas

36 pages, Paperback

Published December 8, 2023

Reviews

[Kristina · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ho-Ho-Horrifying my Husband with another Holiday Buddy Read

Full disclosure, my husband was once attacked by an inflated black cat Halloween decoration at Walmart. He still lives with that trauma every year, so part of this read was exposure therapy for him. You know I’m always doing the important work 😂.

To the book itself: these are usually bad, and we have to set the bar on the floor to rate them, but for this one my husband and I had to get our shovels out to dig a hole to find the bar. Then we left the book at the bottom of the hole, set it on fire and buried it.

Husband’s review: Her getting raped by multiple inflatables wasn’t even the worst thing in this, that’s something to be proud of at least.

My review: in a book about inflatables, how do you misspell inflatables four times? I mean it had a billion other grammar and spelling problems that I can overlook but it’s in the title and the main part of the story!

Conclusion: this was not readable but as always, I have provided some delightful highlights.

[Sonia · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have to give this points for creativity

I have never, and I mean NEVER, read a book like this 🫣.

The title? Yeah. That’s exactly what happened 🤣🫣

Sloan makes a wish on thanksgiving after she and her coworker wrestle a bag of crackers (bet you thought I was gonna say wish bone ha? I did too 🤣). Since most of the crackers land on her side, she wins lol. She wishes for a soul mate.

When she looks up, the inflatable Santa in the room winks at her 😳.

Fast forward to weeks later. She’s working at the hardware store and she’s asked to close up. Each inflatable needs to be unplugged one by one. Of course, her foot gets tangled in one of the cords and she falls, losing her glasses.

And then… well, then she gets smashed by an inflatable 😅.

And when she gets asked to close again, it happens again… and again… and multiple inflatables 😳

Until suddenly, a naked man appears… and he’s her soul mate 👀.

And he’s here to please her in all the ways she needs 😉

What I liked: SPOILERS
—how creative it is 😅. I’ll give the author points for going there 🤣

—she makes Nick (the inflatable-penetrator and subsequent named man) learn about consent 😅

—and he ALSO learns how to please her 🥵🔥

—and anything else she wants him to do 😉

—the inflatables were… alpha 🤣? So it’s definitely non con ish/dub con

—Nick has a knot 😉 lol

—Nick had actually been watching her for a while 👀 but couldn’t come alive until the Christmas magic came to fruition 😅

—he’s her soulmate and all about pleasing her 👏🏻

What I didn’t like/wanted more of:
—spelling/grammar mistakes 😅. Good thing Alexa read it to me, so I noticed it less

—more of a story 😬 like how the magic etc works

—HEA/HFN? What is it 🤣. It just ends

Overall, I didn’t hate it 🤷🏻‍♀️. It was silly and might’ve made me lose some brain cells, but it was a nice break during the busy holiday season 🤣

⚠️ safety squad ⚠️
-no cheating/sharing*/omd/owd
-while it may seem like the H is sharing, he’s not. It’s all him 😅
-noncon ish/dubcon ish
-sex with inflatables 🤣
-no condoms/he’s basically magic and no info on her previous experience
-HEA?HFN? I don’t know 🤣

[Alicia · Rating 2 out of 5]

I hate Sloan

[Rachel (Rae) · Rating 1 out of 5]

Are these type of books ever good? Of course not. We don't expect them to be good. Even though they have their own rating system sometimes these types of books can be well written with a decent story line.

This one does not.

The first half of the books, the FMC is raped by inflatables and then the last half she goes into detail about consent.

I read these out of morbid curiosity and to torture a dear friend whom I give play by play descriptions of said books to. She's always traumatized so it's worth it.

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sloan wishes for a soulmate on thanksgiving eve while at her work. Someone was listening and granted her wish in an odd way. While cleaning the inflatables room an inflatable Santa grabs her and ravishes her. She doesn’t hate it.

This was so clever and unique and such a fun read. Our inflatable spirit is experienced yet naive in some ways and it makes him so precious. Our spirit takes a few inflatable forms such as an elf and a Christmas dragon too. The inflatable’s can also cum. Yep. Sticky, airy, flavored and silvery with red sparkles. 33 pages of holiday magic. Loved this one!

[Kayla Andrews · Rating 4 out of 5]

Listen, I laughed so hard reading this. It’s so unhinged 🤣🤣🤣 if you want to read something that will make you laugh out loud and shake your head in disbelief while simultaneously wondering if the rapture has already happened and we’re what’s left, this book is for you.

[Brittany · Rating 2 out of 5]

Sloan was kind of a douche nozzle! She wished for the perfect mate and Santa gave her one but she was rude to him! “I guess I’m stuck with you…” like he’s a hot Santa who likes giving your pleasure babe. Count your blessings.

[Chloe-Bethan · Rating 1 out of 5]

1.5 stars... I read this is as part of an unhinged buddy read.... I have no words

[Katelyn Achatz · Rating 1 out of 5]

Read for science. 🧪🔬🧬🧫
Hoping that same science can find a way to erase my memory.

[Nikki Artigas · Rating 3 out of 5]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ I laughed a lot.

[Madeline Grey · Rating 1 out of 5]

I have absolutely no words.

[Unfortunate Reads · Rating 3 out of 5]

This one is timely considering it hit my inbox as I was out actually looking at Christmas decorations.

Ok, listen this book title tells you all you need to know. This 35 page short involves sexy times between blow up decor and a human woman.

——————
BELOW IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THE RECAP ON UNFORTUNATE READS. SPOILERS AHEAD ⚓️
——————

Sloan works at a hardware store and as she’s closing up alone, she leaves the inflatables on because she enjoys looking at them. Out of nowhere, she’s knocked down and the inflatable Santa grabs her and, well, starts going to pound town.

Sloan is like, uhhhh ok wtf but also….*shrug*

Once blow up Santa uh, finishes all over her with his silvery, peppermint flavored 💦, Sloan gets the heck out of there.

It turns out, it isn’t just Santa that seems to have an appetite to for Sloan though, and the next day the giant inflatable dragon and even an elf have their way with her.

On the third night, Sloan thinks “fuck it” and wears a sexy Mrs clause outfit to work, showing off in front of the inflatables. Later that night however, it isn’t inflatable Santa that comes for her but a real live flesh one. Well ok, not THE Santa but a man that resembles him.

Turns out, the man was actually the inflatable come to life, he just couldn’t take human form until the Christmas magic was strong enough.

Sloan takes him home, names him Nick because she thinks she’s funny, and she sorta just accepts the fact what this inflatable-turned-hot-Santa-look-a-like is her soulmate.

She proceeds to teach him about foreplay and consent, and they start their lives together. The end.

If you’ve ever seen the inflatables at Home Depot and thought, man what would it be like to be railed by one of those, grab your hot chocolate, check your trigger warnings, and read at your own risk.

[Hilary Delorey · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read this as a buddy read, because we just had to see what it was about and have a laugh and you know it wasn't as bad I was expecting 😅 Overall I read it in a half hour, me and a friend laughed alot and enjoyed ourselves. That's a win.



She made a wish after she'd fell onto a Santa inflatable for a soulmate and well Christmas magic took over hahahaha. In the end he did become human. Santa and magic took over all the logistics hahaha.
Some of the specific details and descriptors made me laugh out loud.

[Scout · Rating 4 out of 5]

I was skeptical because of the subject matter but I am open to new things. I expected some humor and there really wasn’t which I was glad. None was needed.

Overall it was way better than I expected. The POV presented was perfect for the story line. She was willing to explore, to engage, to tease. This was very evident and placed with in the story at the best places. Some very erotic writing got my blood boiling at times!

You won’t be disappointed?

[Melinda · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Smashed by the Christmas Inflatables

This was such a fun read! On Thanksgiving our FMC wishes for a soul mate and she gets her wish granted in the most unexpected way. The spirit of her soul mate inhabits the inflatables and ravished her a few times during the book. This ended up being a lot cuter than I expected and I really enjoyed the inflatable smut. Bonus points for silver cum with red sparkles and of course peppermint flavor.

[Kaytea Burt · Rating 3 out of 5]

Let me first start by saying what the heck . This very quick read was definitely interesting . It’s starts off strong with being assaulted by some inflatable Christmas decorations and ends with teaching about consent and passion haha . It was everything I expected and moreeeee . The writer obviously put some thought into this because some of the details were something I’d never think of haha . All in all for a funny quick Christmas read it was a 3 star

[Michelle · Rating 4 out of 5]

I know S.J says a tongue in cheek preface in the book about walking by a store and getting this crazy story idea, but it actually is not a bad one, as far as "out there" fun spicy-time wackiness ideas go lol A short read about a gal who makes a wish and the Christmas magic that makes it come true in a most unusual way.

[Nikki Deeley · Rating 1 out of 5]

Welcome to WTF Wednesday where I read the craziest things available on Kindle Unlimited!

Sloan wants to find a soulmate, luckily the Christmas inflatable magic means her wish may come true.

WTF is this? I have so many questions that I don’t think I want answers to. Why did she just accept that these inflatables are alive? What is going on?

[Diane Schroeder · Rating 5 out of 5]

Title says it all!

The title really does give the story away. lol

Sloan works at a hardware store. It’s the Christmas season and there’s an inflatable section. I can’t really say much else.

Don’t come here looking for major plot or character development, you won’t find it. What you will find is a st3amy, funny little story. I loved it!

[Taara Amrine · Rating 5 out of 5]

Silly, sweet, and totally fun. What a way to get a soul mate. A sizzling taste of getting a perfect wished for Xmas gift.

I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.

[Sara Persman · Rating 4 out of 5]

Thought I would try something different and maybe even something holiday related, and boy was I entertained. I honestly enjoyed this short story and thought it was creative and fun. Its definitely not my normal reading but I don't regret it lol!

[Courtney Gharet · Rating 4 out of 5]

just imagine

Can you imagine driving down the road and a lady getting it on with big ok santa in the front yard! This had me laughing so hard! It was definitely short, dirty, and funny all in one!

[Kate Corrigan · Rating 3 out of 5]

Christmas in July! I loved the concept, but was disappointed in the to-the-point delivery. A little more detail/explanation for ending and about the magic of the inflatable(s) would have went a long way.

[RJ · Rating 3 out of 5]

**2.75** gets straight to the point and there is always a guardian “Angel” (or whatever you want to call it) who helps in the end. The naivety of the characters are always so funny. Sometimes this is what you need.

[Amber · Rating 4 out of 5]

I had a great time reading this book. This was a great inflatables smut short read. For how many pages this was it was good. Sloan works at a hardware shop that sells inflatables. Definitely a great holiday short story, smutty, sentient book.

[Jean · Rating 5 out of 5]

cute short read

This was such a cute seasonal read. Sometimes you just need a little lighthearted read for the holidays. Silly but steamy.

[Rina Lashay · Rating 3 out of 5]

Using The Line of Consent As a Jumprope

The dialogue is what really killed this for me. All that “Puff of Ejaculate” is gonna make for one helluva queef later on.

[Martha · Rating 3 out of 5]

I’m still laughing after finishing this book.

It certainly was interesting lol.

Super quick and easy read.

I’m 2 books away from completing my reading goal for the year, so don’t judge me 😂

[Megan · Rating 1 out of 5]

This was not good. It wasn’t absurd enough to be fun. It was just… bad. 😬

[Craig E · Rating 4 out of 5]

Its a good short read

Was a good read not a bad read in was a story that can peak a twisted fettish. Would recommend for a short read.