Only reasons I didn't DNF this one are 1. I needed it to complete a prompt for a Reading Challenge, and 2. It was really short.
This read like a high school essay.. one where the teacher told the class they needed x amount of words, so the students filled it with as many adjectives, adverbs, similes, metaphors, and just general FLUFF without actually writing anything worthwhile. Too bad, because the concept is a great one if given the right author.