The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
I was looking a short story to get out of my reading slump, and this one made the job! It was so funny and playful. Thanks for this little masterpiece, wishing it was longer. <3