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Frisky the Snowman
This is a light Lauren Biel romance, but still weird!In winter's embrace, I revel in the snow, sculpting whimsical snowmen that bring joy to my chilly solitude. But beneath the frosty gaze of winter, an unexpected admirer emerges with an obsession that ignites the season's spice. As Frisky the Snowman takes on a life of his own, a frosty liaison unfolds, turning a wintry fantasy into a sizzling Christmas affair.Frisky the snowman is a spicy snowmance novelette! Check out the content warnings on Laurenbiel.com!
52 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 12, 2023
192 people are currently reading
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About the author
Lauren Biel
39 books5,197 followersLauren’s stories are often emotionally raw, with lots of twists and turns. She describes her writing as “where light meets dark”, which represents how her witty humor compliments the darkness in every story. Instead of trying to mold her writing to fit in a box, she chooses to be unapologetically herself. While her focus is on Romance with dark elements, subgenre is no constraint for her. The common theme in every book is finding love when you least expect it. She enjoys putting her characters through tribulations, allowing their triumphs to be that much more poignant. Make sure you have your seatbelts secured. It’s always a bumpy ride.
When she’s not working, she’s writing. When she’s not writing, she’s spending time with her husband, her friends, or her pets. You might also find her on a horseback trail ride or sitting beside a waterfall in Upstate New York. She has a pretty normal life, yet her stories are anything but.
When she’s not working, she’s writing. When she’s not writing, she’s spending time with her husband, her friends, or her pets. You might also find her on a horseback trail ride or sitting beside a waterfall in Upstate New York. She has a pretty normal life, yet her stories are anything but.
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December 25, 2023
ALEXA, PLAY DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN ☃️
Jack Frost who? Meet frisky 🫦
TW: carrot dick
3 stars for the laughs it gave me
Frisky can shape-shift into both snowman and human form when he wants, has feelings, has a carrot dick that has a peppermint aroma to it and killed a man for touching his snow princess.. what more could you want? 🤭
This was so short (under 60 pages) but descriptive and I cannot conceive how the fmc had a vegetable kink.. specifically carrots 🥕 the big ones too. she created her own snowman, did things with him and somehow he came to life. It was overall ridiculously hilarious and somehow fun
I’m not even surprised by this because sometime ago people were using cucumbers!! does anyone remember that?? I cannot un imagine the carrots and how they were used here and i have my curiosity to blame 😅 are any vegetables safe?? HELP
**Read this if you want to boost your reading goal or for the fun of it**
preview of quotes/scenes
“Good girl, snow princess.”
“She grips me as she rides me, fucking me until my cock pops off. I can no longer feel her wrapped around me when it disengages from my body, which is a shame.” It popping off 😭
“But I’ll do whatever makes her happy. If that means I have to return to the snow, then so be it. I’ll love her from afar, even as I melt.” How sweet 🥹
“You’ll have to get used to coming around me. I live to please you. I exist to get you off.” When a snowman is concerned about getting you off you know it’s bad out here
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58 pages and carrot dick just in time for Christmas? Sign me up
I no longer need to meet my reading goal but I am unfortunately intrigued by the rest of these inanimate objects I fear 🫢
You could thank bukets review for this 🫶🏼
Jack Frost who? Meet frisky 🫦
TW: carrot dick
3 stars for the laughs it gave me
Frisky can shape-shift into both snowman and human form when he wants, has feelings, has a carrot dick that has a peppermint aroma to it and killed a man for touching his snow princess.. what more could you want? 🤭
This was so short (under 60 pages) but descriptive and I cannot conceive how the fmc had a vegetable kink.. specifically carrots 🥕 the big ones too. she created her own snowman, did things with him and somehow he came to life. It was overall ridiculously hilarious and somehow fun
I’m not even surprised by this because sometime ago people were using cucumbers!! does anyone remember that?? I cannot un imagine the carrots and how they were used here and i have my curiosity to blame 😅 are any vegetables safe?? HELP
**Read this if you want to boost your reading goal or for the fun of it**
preview of quotes/scenes
“Good girl, snow princess.”
“She grips me as she rides me, fucking me until my cock pops off. I can no longer feel her wrapped around me when it disengages from my body, which is a shame.” It popping off 😭
“But I’ll do whatever makes her happy. If that means I have to return to the snow, then so be it. I’ll love her from afar, even as I melt.” How sweet 🥹
“You’ll have to get used to coming around me. I live to please you. I exist to get you off.” When a snowman is concerned about getting you off you know it’s bad out here
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58 pages and carrot dick just in time for Christmas? Sign me up
I no longer need to meet my reading goal but I am unfortunately intrigued by the rest of these inanimate objects I fear 🫢
You could thank bukets review for this 🫶🏼
December 11, 2025
Wiele mogę wybaczyć, ale nie to, że bałwan z marchewkowym fivtem ma na imię Dominick.
December 18, 2023
look Holly, i know everyone has different kinks but ice and carrots? go girl what can i say🫣
she creates herself the perfect snowman for getting frisky 🤪 and let me tell you she LOVES that snowman. and obviously that snowman has peppermint aroma😋
Frisky i mean the snowman turns into a man with a carrot dick 🥕 and his pov was emotional? like i can feel his love🤚🏻 ngl this adorable snowman deserves everything
“I’m cold!” I shout before I kiss her. “And I’m human!”
the answer is no🫣 her erotic snowman building scarred me for life🤡
December 25, 2023
If you saw this no you didn't
December 23, 2023
✎𓂃
“This story is for my readers who fantasize about sleeping with snowmen. To the rest of you, enjoy unlocking a new kink!”.
Happy hoe-lidays my frisky people! First was the door. Then came the pillow. NOW WE HAVE SNOWMEN! ⛄ Curiosity got the best of me and I caved but omg why was this the most fun???! I feel like I should have all the regrets but Frisky was honestly the best way to complete my reading challenge lol!
✎𓂃“Most people find building a snowman fun, but I find it erotic.”.
I truly cannot look at snowmen the same and I will be FORBIDDING my niece from ever making one around me 🫣BUT DON’T WORRY FOLKS. Holly’s abilities are ✨magic✨and she fucks him into an ACTUAL HUMAN with a giant carrot dick and peppermint cum lmao. Truly the flavors of the season 🎄
Was this the best written thing I’ve ever read? LOL WHAT DO YOU THINK? But was this the most entertaining 52 pages I’ve read in a while?? In the most unserious tone I can muster, I am surprised to say yes 😅 I still have so many questions but like..THERE WERE SO MANY CARROTS 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
It was super cute to see how much Frisky is devoted to Holly tbh. Poor Chad, never stood a chance against the man with a “nice-sized carrot dick.”🤣
✎𓂃“I would never hurt you. You’re my snow princess. My reason for breathing. My only desire is to please you.”.
to see what brought me here: Sabrina's review, Buket's review 😘
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what better way to complete my reading challenge than with some wholesome, snowman smut?? will curiosity kill the cat??? WHO CAN SAY
buket and sabrina brought me here so ty both for this gem ⛄🥕
Happy hoe-lidays my frisky people! First was the door. Then came the pillow. NOW WE HAVE SNOWMEN! ⛄ Curiosity got the best of me and I caved but omg why was this the most fun???! I feel like I should have all the regrets but Frisky was honestly the best way to complete my reading challenge lol!
✎𓂃“Most people find building a snowman fun, but I find it erotic.”.
I truly cannot look at snowmen the same and I will be FORBIDDING my niece from ever making one around me 🫣BUT DON’T WORRY FOLKS. Holly’s abilities are ✨magic✨and she fucks him into an ACTUAL HUMAN with a giant carrot dick and peppermint cum lmao. Truly the flavors of the season 🎄
Was this the best written thing I’ve ever read? LOL WHAT DO YOU THINK? But was this the most entertaining 52 pages I’ve read in a while?? In the most unserious tone I can muster, I am surprised to say yes 😅 I still have so many questions but like..THERE WERE SO MANY CARROTS 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕
It was super cute to see how much Frisky is devoted to Holly tbh. Poor Chad, never stood a chance against the man with a “nice-sized carrot dick.”🤣
✎𓂃“I would never hurt you. You’re my snow princess. My reason for breathing. My only desire is to please you.”.
to see what brought me here: Sabrina's review, Buket's review 😘
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what better way to complete my reading challenge than with some wholesome, snowman smut?? will curiosity kill the cat??? WHO CAN SAY
buket and sabrina brought me here so ty both for this gem ⛄🥕
January 12, 2024
it’s humbling to think about the fact that this snowman has more manners than any man i’ve ever met. carrot dick for the win 🥕
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ br with my baby riaa ⛄️
December 24, 2023
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT CORRECTS AGAIN?
I know no one will believe me but I think this is the last time I'll ever read anything like this💀
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December 13, 2023Don't take this short story too seriously, it's about a woman banging her snowman 😂
November 29, 2025
I should’ve known to tap out right after the dedication 😭 “This story is for my readers who fantasize about sleeping with snowmen.”
I’m sorry… WHO out there is doing that?? 😭😭😭
I genuinely felt like I got hit with a literal jump scare because this book just went for it immediately. I’m sitting there like… what am I even reading right now LOL.
And then this line:
“There’s something about snow for me. I’m obsessed with the stuff. Most people find building a snowman fun, but I find it erotic.”
I had to put the book down. HAD TO. Because what 😭
And don’t even get me started on the random killing. Like?? Why was that in there?? The vibes were so wildly mixed I thought I was reading two different books at once.
Also… who is out here kissing coal.
I’m sorry, but NO 😭
I’m sorry… WHO out there is doing that?? 😭😭😭
I genuinely felt like I got hit with a literal jump scare because this book just went for it immediately. I’m sitting there like… what am I even reading right now LOL.
And then this line:
“There’s something about snow for me. I’m obsessed with the stuff. Most people find building a snowman fun, but I find it erotic.”
I had to put the book down. HAD TO. Because what 😭
And don’t even get me started on the random killing. Like?? Why was that in there?? The vibes were so wildly mixed I thought I was reading two different books at once.
Also… who is out here kissing coal.
I’m sorry, but NO 😭
January 17, 2024
Well, it’s official…I’ve entered a new arena of perversion. Carrots excite me. Not like the ‘oh wow, carrot souffle,’ but rather the kind of ‘ooh baby, that’s a smooth souffle ya got there’ sort of effect. I’m now petrified to go near my favorite root vegetable, the parsnip. Who knows what’ll happen? Will I embarrass myself? Will Mrs Topside be into it? Anyway, not much to report on this one…just your normal sexual escapades between a snowman turned man, Frisky, and his lover, Holly, who has a snowman fetish. Not to be vulgar, but Frisky needs no refractory time between lovemaking sessions. And he can pop his cork an unlimited amount of times, making the room stink like sex and peppermint. The sex was pretty darn good here and the author didn’t try to make this anything beyond what it really was. Silly, sexy, and full of produce, if you have snow falling outside and need something naughty to read, add this to your list.
December 17, 2023
Holly has an affinity for snow and, in particular, snowmen.
There is no plot. Don't look for one. Just enjoy this one for what it is! What is it, you ask? A one-handed read that will make you ask yourself “What in the ever loving fçuk did I just read?” and “Why did I like it?”
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Burn: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Darkness: 🤍
Heat: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Range of Emotions: 🤔😳🥵
Ending: 💕 {HFN}
POV: 👫🏻 {Dual}
🗂 Genre: Erotic Romance
✨ Tropes: Instalove
💋 Kinks: Inanimate Object
⚠️ Warning: This steamy read will leave your panties wet and questioning what you just read.
🚩 Safety Squad: n/a
📣 Type: Frisky the Snowman is a standalone.
🛑 Be Advised: My Goodreads shelves are … explicit in both senses. As such, they could be considered spoiler-y.
There is no plot. Don't look for one. Just enjoy this one for what it is! What is it, you ask? A one-handed read that will make you ask yourself “What in the ever loving fçuk did I just read?” and “Why did I like it?”
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Burn: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Darkness: 🤍
Heat: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Range of Emotions: 🤔😳🥵
Ending: 💕 {HFN}
POV: 👫🏻 {Dual}
🗂 Genre: Erotic Romance
✨ Tropes: Instalove
💋 Kinks: Inanimate Object
⚠️ Warning: This steamy read will leave your panties wet and questioning what you just read.
🚩 Safety Squad: n/a
📣 Type: Frisky the Snowman is a standalone.
🛑 Be Advised: My Goodreads shelves are … explicit in both senses. As such, they could be considered spoiler-y.
December 6, 2025
Так, було крінжово. Так, я посміялась. Але дякую що у нього був стан? людини, а не тільки сніговика.
December 16, 2023
Well then
I knew this would be straight up snowman porn, but I've been seeing this a lot and wanted to have an opinion. And that opinion is...
I didn't like it, but objectively it was probably decent for what it is. Erotica makes me really uncomfortable so this was doomed to never appeal to me. It was weird which I can get behind. It had magic I think (a magical beanie). Everything about it was entertaining holiday smut. For that, it was pretty good.
I knew this would be straight up snowman porn, but I've been seeing this a lot and wanted to have an opinion. And that opinion is...
I didn't like it, but objectively it was probably decent for what it is. Erotica makes me really uncomfortable so this was doomed to never appeal to me. It was weird which I can get behind. It had magic I think (a magical beanie). Everything about it was entertaining holiday smut. For that, it was pretty good.
December 27, 2023
After all the different kinds of romances (pillows, doors, houses, bigfoot, Shrek and so on) I'm delighted to inform you that this was my very first snowman romance book. I know of only one other which I'm also planning on reading soon.
You get exactly what you came here for, and it's kinda funny, but whatever you do don't take it seriously. It does read like a big joke so just have fun with it.
I was expecting to like the characters a bit more though, but that's harder to do with novellas. The snowman gets his own PoV, he was very sweet at first but he switched to human thoughts in 0.9 seconds and wasn't as endearing to me as before.
Anyway, this was my first book by this author, I know she doesn't normally write snowman smut so I'm looking forward to checking out her other books, she's been on my radar for a while.
You get exactly what you came here for, and it's kinda funny, but whatever you do don't take it seriously. It does read like a big joke so just have fun with it.
I was expecting to like the characters a bit more though, but that's harder to do with novellas. The snowman gets his own PoV, he was very sweet at first but he switched to human thoughts in 0.9 seconds and wasn't as endearing to me as before.
Anyway, this was my first book by this author, I know she doesn't normally write snowman smut so I'm looking forward to checking out her other books, she's been on my radar for a while.
December 18, 2023
Hahaha I'll be honest this was top strange books I read in 2023! And I'll keep it simple and short because you should read it just for fun.
It'd about Holly and her Frisky snowman... that's all I'm giving you
No cheating, sexy times, no virgins
Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶
Instalove
Praise kink
Carrots for use
Murder
Dping
Voyagerism
Hea
Epilogue
It'd about Holly and her Frisky snowman... that's all I'm giving you
No cheating, sexy times, no virgins
Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶
Instalove
Praise kink
Carrots for use
Murder
Dping
Voyagerism
Hea
Epilogue
December 5, 2025
The first line is “Winter rolled over my cabin in the woods like a lion overnight” and believe me when I say the writing only gets worse from there
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November 26, 2025If you like peppermint flavored…candy and comically large carrots.
Side-eyeing my vegetable drawer in the fridge from now on.
Side-eyeing my vegetable drawer in the fridge from now on.
January 14, 2024
•| ⊱✿⊰ |• 2,4 Stars •| ⊱✿⊰ |
If you're looking for something serious, forget about this one.
This is a no-sense story.
It's funny, spicy, and somehow, sweet.
Holly is obsessed with carrots c*cks, well, what to say more about this sentence?
She made a snowman and calls him Frisky, when Frisky comes to life, all her dreams come true.
It's a weird story, with no meaning, only to laugh a little.
December 17, 2023
What in the fuck
January 29, 2026
JFC – Lauren Biel is NOT invited to the cookout!!!
I’m not going to write a review because I just wasn’t impressed with this one. Shocking, I know!! I’ll leave you with two quotes.
I’m not going to write a review because I just wasn’t impressed with this one. Shocking, I know!! I’ll leave you with two quotes.
“Does that feel good, my snow princess? Do you like having two carrot cocks inside you?”
“Yep, it’s peppermint,” she says as she licks her lips. “You never have to worry about me spitting.”
January 13, 2025
Well, what do I say to this one? 😅
It was well written if you want something totally out there and quick.
Likes 🥕 instead of real 🍆
Likes 🥶 instead of 🥵
☃️ come to life and will do ANYTHING 🗡 for her.
'Bout sums it up! 😂
It was well written if you want something totally out there and quick.
Likes 🥕 instead of real 🍆
Likes 🥶 instead of 🥵
☃️ come to life and will do ANYTHING 🗡 for her.
'Bout sums it up! 😂
December 16, 2023
This was definitely something 🤣☃️
December 6, 2025
Lauren Biel knows what she's doing. Even if it's writing snowman smut.
Book 5 of Unchinged Smutmas 2025
Book 5 of Unchinged Smutmas 2025
November 23, 2024
no se que pensé cuando empecé a leer esto pero seguro que no fue lo que me encontré 😭😭 y me odio por ser tan curiosa y tener que terminarlo si o si pese a cuan asqueroso sea
December 23, 2023
this was hilarious and steamy holiday novella, perfect for a quick and "enjoyable" read☃️
quote
“You haven’t told me your name.”
“Holly,” she whispers.
I smirk and touch her face. “I like snow princess better.” 😭😏
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“You haven’t told me your name.”
“Holly,” she whispers.
I smirk and touch her face. “I like snow princess better.” 😭😏
December 14, 2023
5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
ARC READ
“This story is for my readers who fantasize about sleeping with snowmen. To the rest of you, enjoy unlocking a new kink! “
this was one of the best christmas novellas i’ve read 😂😂 i never knew i wanted to sleep with a snowman before now hahaha. I already recommended this to all my friends to read ☃️❤️ i think frisky would approve
ARC READ
“This story is for my readers who fantasize about sleeping with snowmen. To the rest of you, enjoy unlocking a new kink! “
this was one of the best christmas novellas i’ve read 😂😂 i never knew i wanted to sleep with a snowman before now hahaha. I already recommended this to all my friends to read ☃️❤️ i think frisky would approve
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November 17, 2024dw guys i’m on it
January 2, 2024
Forget do you wanna build a snowman!
Welcome to do you wanna bang a snowman! Lauren truly is such a creative writer and the things she pulls out of a hat (no pun intended) are magical and smutty and weird AF.
Welcome to do you wanna bang a snowman! Lauren truly is such a creative writer and the things she pulls out of a hat (no pun intended) are magical and smutty and weird AF.
June 1, 2024
La curiosidad es algo que no puedo evitar y cuando leí la sinopsis de esta historia, supe que la leería solo para comprobar que tan raro iba a ser.
Obviamente, es un relato diferente pero realmente no es tan horrible como otros que he visto ( y leído ) por ahi, sobre todo si le quitas lo bizarro, puede llegar incluso a ser una historia simpática.
Lo que si es cierto es que es de los " romances " más extraños que recuerdo, lo que no es cualquier cosa, ya que he leído mi cuota justa de novelas cuestionables.
2 Estrellas!
December 24, 2023
now why did i do that to myself
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