I Had a Threesome With Santa Claus

by Mia Rose

The holidays haven't been fun for Holly since the passing of her mother. That is until she finds an advent calendar that seems to make strange things happen around her. Little does she know, this calendar was sent to her by someone special, and when she writes a letter to Santa asking for a threesome, he delivers.

89 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 21, 2023

About the author

Mia Rose lives in a small town in Kentucky with her husband, cats, and dog. She spends her free time reading a ridiculous amount of books across all genres and collecting various forms of crafts like old lady infinity stones. She thought she was going to be a conservation biologist but turns out she is better at writing smut.

Reviews

[jess · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don’t know what possessed me to read this and I don’t want to talk about it

[Caitlin Cox · Rating 5 out of 5]

Five stars for sexy Santa smut! Mr. and Mrs. Claus are ho ho hoes 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Mia Rose · Rating 5 out of 5]

Of course I'm going to give my own book five stars. This was my very first book and it was a labor of love as I figured out how to actually write a book. It's silly and heartfelt and was so much fun to write. I know this book won't be for everyone but I hope it brings some amount of joy and silliness to everyone who reads it.

[Bette · Rating 5 out of 5]

When I say I NEED more of this I am so far from kidding, holy F—!!! Not only is Santa himself the sexiest man I've ever even heard of (THANK YOU FOR THE TATTOOS AND THE MUSCLES AND THE GENERAL RISE OF THE GUARDIANS VIBES FROM HIM OH MY GOD) but his WIFE!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 BEGGING AND PLEADING, ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW FOR HER, I WILL DO ANYTHING SHE SAYS FOR JUST A SINGLE TASTE, MY ABSOLUTE QUEEN!!!!!!!!! ICON!!!!!!!! I never in my LIFE thought I'd be so invested in being tag teamed by two silver foxes, but GOD DAMN AM I NOW!!!!! Truly and genuinely I'm about to buy every advent calendar I see just in the HOPES that it leads to anything even remotely similar!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK U MISS MIA ROSE FOR RE-IGNITING THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IN FREAKING MARCH OF ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebekka · Rating 1 out of 5]

The book make her life so tra la la merry sweet dreams that I fainted. I was bored.
It started okay but got so upside down with all poor dramatic and emotional scenes, cliches, poor with under developed plot. It is a story with no sprinkles but a plain cake. Their that-scenes, were more of two than three, which made me think if the author didn't possess enough data or knowledge, whatever so, to make things better. Yeah humanised santa is all good but it is typical, don't bring out any news and what in the trad household is that, meh.

[Jessica Wilson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Amazing quick read

So it’s January 7th as I finish this book, I saw it reviewed on tiktok and had to read it. It was amazing even though Christmas is done I felt a little more Christmas-y. This book is to short though! My only complaint as I want more of Nick and Ellie and Holly! Spice is on another level! I would read something like this for every holiday!

[Calliope Lune · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you remember sexy Santa from the 2012 animated film Rise of the Guardians, then this cozy holiday novella is for you 😉

[Emily Stauffer · Rating 2 out of 5]

what made me want to read this? idk. very weird..