" The Rock People" features the lost 2005 comedic script for the first episode of a children's show, 'The Rock People'. Following the residents of Quarrytown throughout their annual carnival but...the Dutch Elm Gang (Tree people) plan to spoil it. At the end reads a letter by the production company my father sent this script to, detailing why they won't be adapting it; mainly due to it being "unsuited for children". Although it is the script of a would-be kid's show, it bears some hilarious adult themes.