My Child Lives in a Dog Crate How to Rear Your Child in 10 Easy Steps

by Crash Helicopter

Whether you are a helicopter parent or want to raise your child calling it dumbass, this treatise on child rearing will have you laughing and smiling as if you had received a medal for coming in last in a race or had your bottom spanked for doing the same. If only more child psychologists had read this book, they would be extinct and children just fine. Forget the ritalin and bring on the My Child Lives in a Dog Crate How to Rear your Child in 10 Easy Steps.

15 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 10, 2012