Fixing the Feng Shui in My Shorts: A Year of Brainsick Tweets From a Naive Idiot

by Dan Burt

Fixing the Feng Shui in My Shorts is a book for readers with short attention spans who like to laugh at inappropriate things. At times bawdy and sometimes naughty, it is a compilation of tweets and other posts (with pictures!) about some of my unbelievable experiences in 2012. You’ll read all about my strange menagerie of pets (both animals and plants), my frustrating interactions with family and inanimate objects, and my many attempts to contribute to this great planet with my unusual inventions and ideas.

152 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 2, 2013

Reviews

[jennifer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious & original.

[Gwynneth Lovas · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you are looking to read a humorous story, then this book is not for you. If, however, you are looking for an insane number of hilarious one-liners that demonstrate just how unique a sense of humour can be, then don't even think twice. Buy this book. In much the same way that J.P. Donleavy's The Unexpurgated Code: A Complete Manual of Survival and Manners is not meant to be read from cover-to-cover (or even from front-to-back), Fixing The Feng Sui In My Shorts (as if the title alone isn't worth the price) is meant to be picked up and enjoyed a few minutes at a time - when you're in the mood for a really good laugh. And you won't be disappointed.

[Dan Burt · Rating 5 out of 5]

Not only did I read this book, I wrote it.