Archie had experienced some wild nights before, but none involving an explosion, a mermaid, a Cyclops and a wishing-well. Nor had he ever awoken with a hangover in a prehistoric paradise. Now he not only has to find his way home with the help of a fairy, a king and a certain metaphysical poet, but he will be tasked with finding and destroying a mysterious artefact to stop it falling into the wrong hands and endangering the world. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity that would have any would-be hero standing up to be counted. For an apathetic hero, with housework to attend to and a football tournament on his television schedule, it's a real inconvenience. Which means the world could be in serious trouble...