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How to Dump a Body at Sea and Not Get Caught: The Al Ferrari Story

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Follow Hollywood sensation Al Ferrari on a true-crime odyssey as he navigates the tough urban environment of Greater Boston in the late 1980s. Meet Lonely Larry, Crazy Louie, Jumbo Zal, Pete Pistol and The Plum Girl as they help Al along the way to stardom.

In this book, you will

- How not to burn a car- How to turn a Celica into a Rolls-Royce- How not to rip off Sears- How to really piss off the Mob. . . and more!

Recommended for aspiring celebrities everywhere.

Soon to be a motion picture.

188 pages, Paperback

Published January 17, 2024

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About the author

Mack Maloney

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Mack Maloney is the author of numerous fiction series, including Wingman, ChopperOps, Starhawk, and Pirate Hunters, as well as UFOs in Wartime – What They Didn’t Want You to Know. A native Bostonian, Maloney received a bachelor of science degree in journalism at Suffolk University and a master of arts degree in film at Emerson College. He is the host of a national radio show, Mack Maloney’s Military X-Files. Visit him on Facebook and at www.mackmaloney.com.

Mack Maloney is the Pen name for BRIAN KELLEHER

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87 reviews8 followers
May 11, 2024
I won this book in Goodreads giveaways.
The people in this book are great storytellers. The kind of people you wonder if they are telling the truth because these stories are crazy, but there are people to back it. I've know people like this and it's never boring. This was a fun page Turner! I'm going to have to watch the movie now and hope they don't change it too much.
45 reviews
March 14, 2025
The premise of this book is fantastic. I decided to put the book down once I reached the ninth chapter. While I was enjoying the ongoing antics, I didn’t feel hooked by the storyline or compelled to finish the book. At times I did feel the book was a little dry and difficult to follow, but I can’t say anything was specifically wrong with the book. There was a unique charm to it. I would like to see an audiobook version. I encourage others to give this book a chance and form their own opinions.
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1,382 reviews34 followers
April 16, 2024
I grabbed this book because the title made me laugh. I went in blind as I knew nothing of the Al Ferrari. I found the stories and characters fascinating and funny. The talking parrot was an interesting twist as who knew that parrots gave warnings to pirates about what was ahead?

If you are looking for a short, hilarious, entertaining book I encourage you to read this book.
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February 6, 2024
The creative styles of Mack Maloney and Marc Zappulla mix seamlessly in 'How to Dump a Body at Sea and not get Caught'. The Al Ferrari story needs to be a major motion picture immediately!
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