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Unknown Binding
First published February 19, 2017
Harry stares down at the swimming mass of demanding questions and half-written answers on his form and wishes that someone would come hit him or threaten his life or try to burn headquarters down or something. Give him something else to do.
“I see you still have all the subtlety of a hex to the face.”
“Well, isn’t this the most upsetting little display of social incompetence since man discovered the wheel,” Malfoy drawls, rolling his eyes.
“Now talk.” “It’s stupid.” “Oh, Potter. So is nearly everything you say. I’d hardly expect otherwise.”
“Hangover Potion,” Draco says, the way a man might gasp for water after days stranded in a desert. Harry lifts his head a bit and sees that he looks like it, too, a little. “I urge you, I implore you, I beg on bended knee — “
“You’re laying down, Malfoy,” says Harry, just to be obnoxious.
“I will actually kill you,” Draco says. “In cold blood, right here. You watch! I’ll do it!”
“You will talk to me like you usually do or you will not talk to me at all,” Draco declares, and then, clearly as an afterthought, adds, “you horrible one-man assault on self-preservation and sense.”
“I thought I was a savior complex in ill-fitting trousers,” says Harry, mildly, after a moment.
Draco huffs out a faint laugh. “That too.”
“Yes, fine, all right, I will come back afterwards and get admitted like a good little assault victim,” Draco says, rolling his eyes. “Does that satisfy your horrific savior complex, or shall I cry a bit about how desperately heroic I find you in your Golden Snitch pajamas? A song and dance routine, perhaps? Maybe I should build a shrine to your bravery out of medical supplies.”
There is a snort of what sounds suspiciously like laughter from Ron, which Harry manfully ignores.
“Oh!” Draco says, incredulous. “Breathe, should I? I should breathe, is your professional assessment of this situation? You, bleeding out on the floor, think that I should breathe? That’s great, Harry, thank you. That’s so helpful.”
“I, unlike some people I could name, do not have an ego so unsightly and massive that it needs constant stoking in even the most dire of circumstances.”
“Most people, you know, don’t respond to life-threatening attack with a list of comparable attacks they’ve survived. That’s not right, Harry. Have the decency to seem taken aback by the whole thing, at the very least.”
For a horrible moment Harry thinks he’s actually going to have to attempt to comfort Malfoy, which he imagines as not unlike attempting to put a sweater on a porcupine.