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The three-hour, Christmas-themed Holidays on Ice is the gem of the collection. It has his greatest hit, "SantaLand Diaries," a chronicle of his stint as an elf at Macy's, covering everything from the preliminary group lectures ("You are not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf.") to the perils of inter-elf flirtation. Other hits feature the crazed newsletter "Season's Greetings to Our Friends and Family!!!" and the prostitute coworker his sister brought home one Yuletide, giving "the phrase 'ho, ho, ho' whole different meaning." Barrel Fever contains the fulminatingly funny "Glen's Homophobia Newsletter, Vol. 3, No. 2" and "Parade," discussing the narrator's perhaps not fully plausible gay relationships with Bruce Springsteen, Mike Tyson, and Peter Jennings. Naked describes his adventures in a nudist colony, but his family tales are, as ever, nonpareil.
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First published October 1, 2002
Sedaris' writing tends to organize each chapter or vignette so that it lands on a poignant moment. The structure works well at times but the repetition of it, particularly when going across several of his books in a long string, can get predictable. The writing tends to have a sad sack Charlie Brown bent to it which when not played for laughs can get a little grating prompting the infrequent response of "buck up, cupcake."
In short, read Holidays on Ice and Me Talk Pretty One Day and skip the others.