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Love Triangle
There are more than two sides to this love story.They used to be best friends, but now they've fallen for the same woman.Except Crystal has a secret. Every night when the clock strikes twelve an unusual thing happens. Cursed by a jealous sorceress, she becomes a literal triangle. But it'll take more than one true love to break this curse.Cliff, an uptight geologist, can hardly understand how just thinking about Crystal makes him rock hard. Only problem is, the one person in town he can't stand gets to her first.Trig is a ray of sunshine in the body of a high school geometry teacher. Going after Crystal is easy. But getting Cliff to forgive him is beyond his calculations.Will the two men be unable to overcome the heartbreak of their past and break Crystal’s pyramid curse? Or will their hearts shatter like glass under the weight of their secrets?Love Triangle is intended for readers aged 18 and up. If you have concerns about content please check the author's website.
187 pages, Paperback
Published January 4, 2024
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September 13, 2025
2.5⭐️
romance entre un geologo kinky, un matemático con adhd y una mina que se convierte en un triangulo brillante a media noche... devoro en las escenas hot hay que admitirlo bien por ella
romance entre un geologo kinky, un matemático con adhd y una mina que se convierte en un triangulo brillante a media noche... devoro en las escenas hot hay que admitirlo bien por ella
October 11, 2024
I was sold when I heard the geometry teacher’s name is Trigg and the Geologist is Cliff…
AND THEN SHE TURNS INTO A TRIANGLE? I’m sat.
and sat I was
this was so funny and honestly other than the whole triangle shape shifter thing it was pretty normal? i’m shocked.
just reading books for the pooks
AND THEN SHE TURNS INTO A TRIANGLE? I’m sat.
and sat I was
this was so funny and honestly other than the whole triangle shape shifter thing it was pretty normal? i’m shocked.
just reading books for the pooks
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December 26, 2023She.. becomes a literal triangle? There's a geologist and a geometry teacher named Trig?? You have my attention.
January 1, 2024
nerdy, sexy, funny, and adorable. i loved this story. it has EVERYTHING. from a pierced dong to a FMC who turns into a pyramid. also kinky af in the absolute BEST way
five triangular stars
thank you, sylvia, for the ARC in exchange for my honest review
five triangular stars
thank you, sylvia, for the ARC in exchange for my honest review
February 18, 2024
Omg I loved this sweet nerdy spicy book!! The play on their names was what first caught my eye. The two males being so different with Trig being so clumsy and loveable and Cliff all grumpy and rough but they both fall for Crystal. It just works and I love it.
May 4, 2024
Spicy and Yet Adorable Book!
Get ready for a love story that literally reshapes the romance genre! Sylvia Morrow's Love Triangle spins a whimsical, steamy tale that's as clever as it is captivating. Here’s the scoop:
🔺 Crystal’s Curious Curse:
By day, she’s the charming pie shop owner who’s stolen the hearts of two very different men. But as the clock strikes midnight, Crystal transforms into a literal triangle—thanks to a curse from a jealous sorceress. It’s quirky, it’s unique, and it adds a whole new angle to the concept of a love triangle!
🪨 Cliff the Rock-Hard Geologist:
Meet Cliff, a geologist whose feelings for Crystal make him, well, rock hard. He's all about control, with a steely exterior that hides a wilder side complete with tattoos and piercings. But his rivalry with Trig adds layers of tension and excitement to the mix, making every interaction crackle with energy.
📐 Trig: More Than Just Angles:
Trig, the sunny high school geometry teacher, brings light and warmth to every page. His pursuit of Crystal is straightforward, but winning back Cliff? That’s where the real challenge lies. His journey from friend to foe to lover is a beautifully drawn arc that had me rooting for him all the way.
💔 A Love Story on Multiple Sides:
This isn’t just about a romantic connection; it’s about overcoming past hurts and misunderstandings. The dynamics between Trig, Cliff, and Crystal evolve beautifully, from tension and conflict to a harmonious and steamy connection that defies expectations.
🌶️ Scenes That Sizzle:
Oh, the spice! Morrow knows how to turn up the heat, crafting scenes that are as inventive as they are steamy. The chemistry among the trio is palpable, making each spicy moment feel like a revelation.
✨ Magical, Mischievous Writing:
Sylvia Morrow’s storytelling is a treat. She weaves magic and mischief through every chapter, making the impossible (like falling in love while being a triangle) utterly believable and totally enthralling. Her ability to blend humor, heat, and heart is nothing short of magical.
📘 Why It’s a Must-Read:
Love Triangle is a quick, delightful read that packs a powerful punch of creativity, charm, and heat. It’s perfect for fans of paranormal romance looking for something fresh and fun. The world-building is tight, the character development is spot-on, and the romance? Simply irresistible.
🌟 Final Thoughts: An Irresistible Blend of Heart, Heat, and Humor
If you're in the mood for a paranormal romance that breaks all the molds, look no further than Love Triangle. With its unique premise, memorable characters, and scenes that will leave you breathless, Sylvia Morrow has crafted a novella that’s as funny as it is fiery
Get ready for a love story that literally reshapes the romance genre! Sylvia Morrow's Love Triangle spins a whimsical, steamy tale that's as clever as it is captivating. Here’s the scoop:
🔺 Crystal’s Curious Curse:
By day, she’s the charming pie shop owner who’s stolen the hearts of two very different men. But as the clock strikes midnight, Crystal transforms into a literal triangle—thanks to a curse from a jealous sorceress. It’s quirky, it’s unique, and it adds a whole new angle to the concept of a love triangle!
🪨 Cliff the Rock-Hard Geologist:
Meet Cliff, a geologist whose feelings for Crystal make him, well, rock hard. He's all about control, with a steely exterior that hides a wilder side complete with tattoos and piercings. But his rivalry with Trig adds layers of tension and excitement to the mix, making every interaction crackle with energy.
📐 Trig: More Than Just Angles:
Trig, the sunny high school geometry teacher, brings light and warmth to every page. His pursuit of Crystal is straightforward, but winning back Cliff? That’s where the real challenge lies. His journey from friend to foe to lover is a beautifully drawn arc that had me rooting for him all the way.
💔 A Love Story on Multiple Sides:
This isn’t just about a romantic connection; it’s about overcoming past hurts and misunderstandings. The dynamics between Trig, Cliff, and Crystal evolve beautifully, from tension and conflict to a harmonious and steamy connection that defies expectations.
🌶️ Scenes That Sizzle:
Oh, the spice! Morrow knows how to turn up the heat, crafting scenes that are as inventive as they are steamy. The chemistry among the trio is palpable, making each spicy moment feel like a revelation.
✨ Magical, Mischievous Writing:
Sylvia Morrow’s storytelling is a treat. She weaves magic and mischief through every chapter, making the impossible (like falling in love while being a triangle) utterly believable and totally enthralling. Her ability to blend humor, heat, and heart is nothing short of magical.
📘 Why It’s a Must-Read:
Love Triangle is a quick, delightful read that packs a powerful punch of creativity, charm, and heat. It’s perfect for fans of paranormal romance looking for something fresh and fun. The world-building is tight, the character development is spot-on, and the romance? Simply irresistible.
🌟 Final Thoughts: An Irresistible Blend of Heart, Heat, and Humor
If you're in the mood for a paranormal romance that breaks all the molds, look no further than Love Triangle. With its unique premise, memorable characters, and scenes that will leave you breathless, Sylvia Morrow has crafted a novella that’s as funny as it is fiery
January 21, 2024
The spice in this book is truly unique. Three triangles/pyramids for those scenes alone 😂
December 28, 2023
I was lucky enough to be chosen as an ARC reader for this book, which will be released on January 4th 2024!
This book is insane and I loved every second of it!
Crystal gets turned into a Flourite crystal triangle every night at midnight due to a curse she received. She was only given a vague way to reverse the curse. Then, enter Trig and Cliff (literally lol)
This book also includes polyamory and bisexuality, so it's inclusive!
Please see some of my favourite quotes:
📕On the sidewalk next to an old man who’s wearing a t-shirt that says “Sexiest Banjo Player 2017”? I will need to analyze that later.
📕I just f*cked a rock. What the f*ck?
📕“It’s not okay! My p*ssy is invisible!”
📕“Neon coochie could be a good band name.”
📕This man is a puzzle, and I intend to spend my days solving him.
📕“You named your cat after Pythagoras? Who was an influence on Plato, the name of Crystal’s dog?”
This book is insane and I loved every second of it!
Crystal gets turned into a Flourite crystal triangle every night at midnight due to a curse she received. She was only given a vague way to reverse the curse. Then, enter Trig and Cliff (literally lol)
This book also includes polyamory and bisexuality, so it's inclusive!
Please see some of my favourite quotes:
📕On the sidewalk next to an old man who’s wearing a t-shirt that says “Sexiest Banjo Player 2017”? I will need to analyze that later.
📕I just f*cked a rock. What the f*ck?
📕“It’s not okay! My p*ssy is invisible!”
📕“Neon coochie could be a good band name.”
📕This man is a puzzle, and I intend to spend my days solving him.
📕“You named your cat after Pythagoras? Who was an influence on Plato, the name of Crystal’s dog?”
December 26, 2023
Charming, spicy and delightfully nerdy. Trig, Cliff and Crystal were phenomenal. Each characters charm was unique and made them so real. Cliff the tidy, rigid, shockingly dirty rock boy(cough, Jacob’s ladder, cough). Trig the clumsy himbo. Crystal in all her…. Rocky and glowing glory. Wow. Sylvia- this was such a treat! Sweet as pie 😉 geometry 🌽 was not on my 2023 bingo card but I’m thrilled anyways 🤣 yes this is literally a love triangle, mhmm yup. 👏🏼 this was seriously such a fun read. If Sylvia writes it, I’m reading it.
Thank you so much for an ARC for this!
Thank you so much for an ARC for this!
July 19, 2024
WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT A LOVE TRIANGLE BY ANY MEANS! IF THAT IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS, I CAN PROMISE YOU IT IS NOT! I really was torn with who I loved more, but I've decided that the answer is both. They both are so different that need each other to balance the other out. This book spoke to my nerdy heart so much. I've found myself trying to find all the math puns.
April 6, 2024
A love triangle, literally! 🔺😅 what a very interesting read. Story was decent enough to spark my interest, and the smut was not too bad (🏳️🌈) I recommend this if you’re looking to change the reading pace a little 😉
November 21, 2024
What the eff? 😅
Ok this is a fun book but damn, it's so weird.
But really at this point, with Sylvia Morrow I should not be shocked anymore! 😂
The spice is great, this is also somewhat nerdy.
I laughed a lot at the ridiculousness of it but honestly, I'M ALL FOR IT. 😂
Ok this is a fun book but damn, it's so weird.
But really at this point, with Sylvia Morrow I should not be shocked anymore! 😂
The spice is great, this is also somewhat nerdy.
I laughed a lot at the ridiculousness of it but honestly, I'M ALL FOR IT. 😂
April 12, 2024
I don't believe they didn't do it with the triangle.
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January 23, 2024
This was such a fun and adorable read. I mean it when I say adorable. I love the relationship between Trig and Cliff as well as their feelings for Crystal. I'm a really big fan of MM and MMF, especially when the MM romance is so well done. I won't say much more because I don't want to give away spoilers but they had such great chemistry and I loved the enemies to lovers relationship between them! I love how the author writes the magic in the story. To be honest, I before I read the book I was like, "how does she become a triangle and how does the romance happen while she's a triangle?" I needed to find out. Even my husband was like, "you have to tell me how this works out." Once I read it, it made sense. I could honestly gush about this book forever. The spicy scenes were top notch and I seriously couldn't get enough of them. I wanted more. If you like paranormal romance that's short, sweet, and is MMF I highly recommend this book!
January 16, 2024
Fun - Cute - Love Triangle
Our three characters interactions are cute, nerdy, and dirty.
We have a Cliff who on the surface looks like a nerd in a cardigan but under those clothes is a pierced member and tattoos! Control is his nature and it's chefs kiss.
Trig is a teacher who throws out "walking chaos" but is the sweetest guy with the best intentions. He wants to give his heart and recieve all the love in return.
Crystal is a pie shop owner, recently moved into the neighborhood with her a body to love and her energy matches trig. She is just a ball of fun.
Sylvia pushes the boundaries of romance in fun and interesting ways creating some of the best smut and a plot that will have you giggling and just enjoying the journey.
Our three characters interactions are cute, nerdy, and dirty.
We have a Cliff who on the surface looks like a nerd in a cardigan but under those clothes is a pierced member and tattoos! Control is his nature and it's chefs kiss.
Trig is a teacher who throws out "walking chaos" but is the sweetest guy with the best intentions. He wants to give his heart and recieve all the love in return.
Crystal is a pie shop owner, recently moved into the neighborhood with her a body to love and her energy matches trig. She is just a ball of fun.
Sylvia pushes the boundaries of romance in fun and interesting ways creating some of the best smut and a plot that will have you giggling and just enjoying the journey.
January 27, 2024
This book sounded ridiculous, so I wanted to read it of course! I actually really enjoyed the inner struggles the main male characters had about their sexuality. Also felt for their struggles with being neurodivergent, at least that’s what I assume it came from. I felt like the woman was a little basic, she just didn’t talk much but I guess you would feel awkward too if you turned into a pyramid every night.
This was a really fun read with some great sexy bits!
This was a really fun read with some great sexy bits!
January 16, 2024
Surprisingly good.
3.5 stars. It would’ve been 4, but I thought I got the bonus chapter when I got the kindle version. Turns out, you gotta subscribe to her newsletter to get it. I didn’t mind, and I enjoyed the bonus. I just wished it was already there since there’s a hyperlink for it in the kindle version.
3.5 stars. It would’ve been 4, but I thought I got the bonus chapter when I got the kindle version. Turns out, you gotta subscribe to her newsletter to get it. I didn’t mind, and I enjoyed the bonus. I just wished it was already there since there’s a hyperlink for it in the kindle version.
January 12, 2024
This book was horrible. Horrible horrible. Amateur writing. The spice is not good with little to no payoff for any plot. If I could rate 0 I would
February 21, 2024
All the pie and all the stars! What a cute & spicy story.
June 30, 2024
There is no time to unpack ANY of this
December 13, 2024
It wasn’t as bad as the others have been. It was a fun quick read.
March 21, 2025
3.5 stars
September 16, 2025
fun read
This was a fun, quick, and spicy read! Definitely a love triangle . Looking forward to reading more books by Sylvia Morrow!
This was a fun, quick, and spicy read! Definitely a love triangle . Looking forward to reading more books by Sylvia Morrow!
November 4, 2025
More than I expected, but loved every line of it!
February 16, 2026
you know what? this wasn't as weird as I expected
May 12, 2026
¿Cómo dejas ir una escena con el Trig como el relleno del sándwich? 😫
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August 14, 2025
HAHAHAHA what
January 1, 2024
Honestly? Slay.
Here's a glimpse into the wonderful chaos we get from Sylvia Morrow's new book:
Listen. You've got Trig, the cute and clumsy golden retriever boyfriend, and Cliff, the bear-daddy grumpy jaded man. Pair that up nicely with a magical woman that morphs into a literal tetrahedron? That's definitely a recipe for a fun reading experience.
The only thing keeping me from giving this a 5 star rating is because I thought there were a few awkward phrasings or dialogues here and there. The plot, though, is awesome. I was actually very sad to realize that the story had finished so quickly; I would have loved to seen the characters get more quality/bonding time before the Main Event™ began.
Before I end this review, I just gotta share my favorite quote with y'all. Minor spoiler ahead, beware:
CHEFS KISS. LOL.
Disclaimer: I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
Reviewed by @aubriebythepage
Goodreads | Bookstagram | Book Blog | Storygraph
Here's a glimpse into the wonderful chaos we get from Sylvia Morrow's new book:
"'I wonder if I can just skip the pie next time and have her sit on my face instead. I might suffocate, but it would be worth it.'" C'mon. You can't tell me that didn't catch your attention.
Listen. You've got Trig, the cute and clumsy golden retriever boyfriend, and Cliff, the bear-daddy grumpy jaded man. Pair that up nicely with a magical woman that morphs into a literal tetrahedron? That's definitely a recipe for a fun reading experience.
The only thing keeping me from giving this a 5 star rating is because I thought there were a few awkward phrasings or dialogues here and there. The plot, though, is awesome. I was actually very sad to realize that the story had finished so quickly; I would have loved to seen the characters get more quality/bonding time before the Main Event™ began.
Before I end this review, I just gotta share my favorite quote with y'all. Minor spoiler ahead, beware:
"'You want to be a part of a love triangle? How about you be the whole thing?'"
CHEFS KISS. LOL.
Disclaimer: I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
Reviewed by @aubriebythepage
Goodreads | Bookstagram | Book Blog | Storygraph
January 7, 2024
I absolutely devoured this book. I got to go into it completely blind, and it made it that much better and interesting. The experience of figuring things out as they went on was awesome.
The way Sylvia makes weird, quirky things so hot is beyond me; but I’m obsessed!
Cliff…… *fans self* whew that man is hot hot hot! He is everything I want and need in a book boyfriend!! As for Trig and Crystal, I see so much of myself in their characters and I absolutely love them.
I’ve read Stuffed, Double Stuffed, and Goat Girl: and I personally think this is her spiciest story I have read. The spicy scenes were chefs kiss. One was EXTREMELY fascinating, and I’m sad that can’t be real life. If you know you know.
DEFINITELY, read that bonus chapter!!!! Getting hot again just thinking about it all! *more aggressively fans self*
The way Sylvia makes weird, quirky things so hot is beyond me; but I’m obsessed!
Cliff…… *fans self* whew that man is hot hot hot! He is everything I want and need in a book boyfriend!! As for Trig and Crystal, I see so much of myself in their characters and I absolutely love them.
I’ve read Stuffed, Double Stuffed, and Goat Girl: and I personally think this is her spiciest story I have read. The spicy scenes were chefs kiss. One was EXTREMELY fascinating, and I’m sad that can’t be real life. If you know you know.
DEFINITELY, read that bonus chapter!!!! Getting hot again just thinking about it all! *more aggressively fans self*
April 13, 2024
Cute, spicy, nerdy, and funny! I loved the characters; they were perfectly created. I love the personality of each one; I enjoyed every chapter with them. The Perfect Love Triangle, they are made for each other; a geologist and a geometry teacher find their missing triangle point in a charming pie shop owner who turns into a pyramid at night. The plot is interesting; it takes you by the hand throughout the book, and it has the perfect amount of spice. I could keep reading this story; it got me hooked. Trig is a Golden Retriever but clumsy, which makes him even more adorable. Cliff is the bad boy on the outside but ends up being sweet on the inside, and it comes with a bonus, ahem... pierced peen.
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