Love Triangle

by Sylvia Morrow

There are more than two sides to this love story.They used to be best friends, but now they've fallen for the same woman.Except Crystal has a secret. Every night when the clock strikes twelve an unusual thing happens. Cursed by a jealous sorceress, she becomes a literal triangle. But it'll take more than one true love to break this curse.Cliff, an uptight geologist, can hardly understand how just thinking about Crystal makes him rock hard. Only problem is, the one person in town he can't stand gets to her first.Trig is a ray of sunshine in the body of a high school geometry teacher. Going after Crystal is easy. But getting Cliff to forgive him is beyond his calculations.Will the two men be unable to overcome the heartbreak of their past and break Crystal’s pyramid curse? Or will their hearts shatter like glass under the weight of their secrets?Love Triangle is intended for readers aged 18 and up. If you have concerns about content please check the author's website.

Genres: Romance

187 pages, Paperback

Published January 4, 2024

Reviews

[mica · Rating 2 out of 5]

2.5⭐️


romance entre un geologo kinky, un matemático con adhd y una mina que se convierte en un triangulo brillante a media noche... devoro en las escenas hot hay que admitirlo bien por ella

[Cassandra · Rating 2 out of 5]

I was sold when I heard the geometry teacher’s name is Trigg and the Geologist is Cliff…

AND THEN SHE TURNS INTO A TRIANGLE? I’m sat.

and sat I was

this was so funny and honestly other than the whole triangle shape shifter thing it was pretty normal? i’m shocked.

just reading books for the pooks

[Grey Story]

She.. becomes a literal triangle? There's a geologist and a geometry teacher named Trig?? You have my attention.

[christy - pr0bablyreadingsmut · Rating 5 out of 5]

nerdy, sexy, funny, and adorable. i loved this story. it has EVERYTHING. from a pierced dong to a FMC who turns into a pyramid. also kinky af in the absolute BEST way

five triangular stars

thank you, sylvia, for the ARC in exchange for my honest review

[Yazmin · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg I loved this sweet nerdy spicy book!! The play on their names was what first caught my eye. The two males being so different with Trig being so clumsy and loveable and Cliff all grumpy and rough but they both fall for Crystal. It just works and I love it.

[Mica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Spicy and Yet Adorable Book!

Get ready for a love story that literally reshapes the romance genre! Sylvia Morrow's Love Triangle spins a whimsical, steamy tale that's as clever as it is captivating. Here’s the scoop:

🔺 Crystal’s Curious Curse:
By day, she’s the charming pie shop owner who’s stolen the hearts of two very different men. But as the clock strikes midnight, Crystal transforms into a literal triangle—thanks to a curse from a jealous sorceress. It’s quirky, it’s unique, and it adds a whole new angle to the concept of a love triangle!

🪨 Cliff the Rock-Hard Geologist:
Meet Cliff, a geologist whose feelings for Crystal make him, well, rock hard. He's all about control, with a steely exterior that hides a wilder side complete with tattoos and piercings. But his rivalry with Trig adds layers of tension and excitement to the mix, making every interaction crackle with energy.

📐 Trig: More Than Just Angles:
Trig, the sunny high school geometry teacher, brings light and warmth to every page. His pursuit of Crystal is straightforward, but winning back Cliff? That’s where the real challenge lies. His journey from friend to foe to lover is a beautifully drawn arc that had me rooting for him all the way.

💔 A Love Story on Multiple Sides:
This isn’t just about a romantic connection; it’s about overcoming past hurts and misunderstandings. The dynamics between Trig, Cliff, and Crystal evolve beautifully, from tension and conflict to a harmonious and steamy connection that defies expectations.

🌶️ Scenes That Sizzle:
Oh, the spice! Morrow knows how to turn up the heat, crafting scenes that are as inventive as they are steamy. The chemistry among the trio is palpable, making each spicy moment feel like a revelation.

✨ Magical, Mischievous Writing:
Sylvia Morrow’s storytelling is a treat. She weaves magic and mischief through every chapter, making the impossible (like falling in love while being a triangle) utterly believable and totally enthralling. Her ability to blend humor, heat, and heart is nothing short of magical.

📘 Why It’s a Must-Read:
Love Triangle is a quick, delightful read that packs a powerful punch of creativity, charm, and heat. It’s perfect for fans of paranormal romance looking for something fresh and fun. The world-building is tight, the character development is spot-on, and the romance? Simply irresistible.

🌟 Final Thoughts: An Irresistible Blend of Heart, Heat, and Humor
If you're in the mood for a paranormal romance that breaks all the molds, look no further than Love Triangle. With its unique premise, memorable characters, and scenes that will leave you breathless, Sylvia Morrow has crafted a novella that’s as funny as it is fiery

[Simone · Rating 3 out of 5]

The spice in this book is truly unique. Three triangles/pyramids for those scenes alone 😂

[Lucy-Jane Burns · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was lucky enough to be chosen as an ARC reader for this book, which will be released on January 4th 2024!

This book is insane and I loved every second of it!

Crystal gets turned into a Flourite crystal triangle every night at midnight due to a curse she received. She was only given a vague way to reverse the curse. Then, enter Trig and Cliff (literally lol)

This book also includes polyamory and bisexuality, so it's inclusive!

Please see some of my favourite quotes:

📕On the sidewalk next to an old man who’s wearing a t-shirt that says “Sexiest Banjo Player 2017”? I will need to analyze that later.

📕I just f*cked a rock. What the f*ck?

📕“It’s not okay! My p*ssy is invisible!”

📕“Neon coochie could be a good band name.”

📕This man is a puzzle, and I intend to spend my days solving him.

📕“You named your cat after Pythagoras? Who was an influence on Plato, the name of Crystal’s dog?”

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Charming, spicy and delightfully nerdy. Trig, Cliff and Crystal were phenomenal. Each characters charm was unique and made them so real. Cliff the tidy, rigid, shockingly dirty rock boy(cough, Jacob’s ladder, cough). Trig the clumsy himbo. Crystal in all her…. Rocky and glowing glory. Wow. Sylvia- this was such a treat! Sweet as pie 😉 geometry 🌽 was not on my 2023 bingo card but I’m thrilled anyways 🤣 yes this is literally a love triangle, mhmm yup. 👏🏼 this was seriously such a fun read. If Sylvia writes it, I’m reading it.

Thank you so much for an ARC for this!

[Alijay Bennett · Rating 5 out of 5]

WARNING THIS BOOK IS NOT A LOVE TRIANGLE BY ANY MEANS! IF THAT IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS, I CAN PROMISE YOU IT IS NOT! I really was torn with who I loved more, but I've decided that the answer is both. They both are so different that need each other to balance the other out. This book spoke to my nerdy heart so much. I've found myself trying to find all the math puns.

[Sharm ♥ · Rating 4 out of 5]

A love triangle, literally! 🔺😅 what a very interesting read. Story was decent enough to spark my interest, and the smut was not too bad (🏳️‍🌈) I recommend this if you’re looking to change the reading pace a little 😉

[Crio B · Rating 4 out of 5]

What the eff? 😅
Ok this is a fun book but damn, it's so weird.
But really at this point, with Sylvia Morrow I should not be shocked anymore! 😂
The spice is great, this is also somewhat nerdy.
I laughed a lot at the ridiculousness of it but honestly, I'M ALL FOR IT. 😂

[Fernanda Mialle · Rating 3 out of 5]

I don't believe they didn't do it with the triangle.

[Ames · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was such a fun and adorable read. I mean it when I say adorable. I love the relationship between Trig and Cliff as well as their feelings for Crystal. I'm a really big fan of MM and MMF, especially when the MM romance is so well done. I won't say much more because I don't want to give away spoilers but they had such great chemistry and I loved the enemies to lovers relationship between them! I love how the author writes the magic in the story. To be honest, I before I read the book I was like, "how does she become a triangle and how does the romance happen while she's a triangle?" I needed to find out. Even my husband was like, "you have to tell me how this works out." Once I read it, it made sense. I could honestly gush about this book forever. The spicy scenes were top notch and I seriously couldn't get enough of them. I wanted more. If you like paranormal romance that's short, sweet, and is MMF I highly recommend this book!

[Ashley ADirtyRead · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun - Cute - Love Triangle

Our three characters interactions are cute, nerdy, and dirty.

We have a Cliff who on the surface looks like a nerd in a cardigan but under those clothes is a pierced member and tattoos! Control is his nature and it's chefs kiss.

Trig is a teacher who throws out "walking chaos" but is the sweetest guy with the best intentions. He wants to give his heart and recieve all the love in return.

Crystal is a pie shop owner, recently moved into the neighborhood with her a body to love and her energy matches trig. She is just a ball of fun.


Sylvia pushes the boundaries of romance in fun and interesting ways creating some of the best smut and a plot that will have you giggling and just enjoying the journey.

[Rachel Baldwin · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book sounded ridiculous, so I wanted to read it of course! I actually really enjoyed the inner struggles the main male characters had about their sexuality. Also felt for their struggles with being neurodivergent, at least that’s what I assume it came from. I felt like the woman was a little basic, she just didn’t talk much but I guess you would feel awkward too if you turned into a pyramid every night.
This was a really fun read with some great sexy bits!

[SparksJoyCon · Rating 3 out of 5]

Surprisingly good.

3.5 stars. It would’ve been 4, but I thought I got the bonus chapter when I got the kindle version. Turns out, you gotta subscribe to her newsletter to get it. I didn’t mind, and I enjoyed the bonus. I just wished it was already there since there’s a hyperlink for it in the kindle version.

[Lauren · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book was horrible. Horrible horrible. Amateur writing. The spice is not good with little to no payoff for any plot. If I could rate 0 I would

[Mollie Davis · Rating 5 out of 5]

All the pie and all the stars! What a cute & spicy story.

[Lex ⭐️ · Rating 3 out of 5]

There is no time to unpack ANY of this

[Mymy (Myka) · Rating 3 out of 5]

It wasn’t as bad as the others have been. It was a fun quick read.

[Chérie A. · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars

[Carrie Mosbrucker · Rating 5 out of 5]

fun read

This was a fun, quick, and spicy read! Definitely a love triangle . Looking forward to reading more books by Sylvia Morrow!

[Addie LeMaster · Rating 5 out of 5]

More than I expected, but loved every line of it!

[Julirumlarum Löffelstiel · Rating 1 out of 5]

HAHAHAHA what

[Aubrie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Honestly? Slay.

Here's a glimpse into the wonderful chaos we get from Sylvia Morrow's new book:

"'I wonder if I can just skip the pie next time and have her sit on my face instead. I might suffocate, but it would be worth it.'" C'mon. You can't tell me that didn't catch your attention.

Listen. You've got Trig, the cute and clumsy golden retriever boyfriend, and Cliff, the bear-daddy grumpy jaded man. Pair that up nicely with a magical woman that morphs into a literal tetrahedron? That's definitely a recipe for a fun reading experience.

The only thing keeping me from giving this a 5 star rating is because I thought there were a few awkward phrasings or dialogues here and there. The plot, though, is awesome. I was actually very sad to realize that the story had finished so quickly; I would have loved to seen the characters get more quality/bonding time before the Main Event™ began.

Before I end this review, I just gotta share my favorite quote with y'all. Minor spoiler ahead, beware:

"'You want to be a part of a love triangle? How about you be the whole thing?'"

CHEFS KISS. LOL.

Disclaimer: I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.

Reviewed by @aubriebythepage
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[Tee · Rating 5 out of 5]

I absolutely devoured this book. I got to go into it completely blind, and it made it that much better and interesting. The experience of figuring things out as they went on was awesome.

The way Sylvia makes weird, quirky things so hot is beyond me; but I’m obsessed!

Cliff…… *fans self* whew that man is hot hot hot! He is everything I want and need in a book boyfriend!! As for Trig and Crystal, I see so much of myself in their characters and I absolutely love them.

I’ve read Stuffed, Double Stuffed, and Goat Girl: and I personally think this is her spiciest story I have read. The spicy scenes were chefs kiss. One was EXTREMELY fascinating, and I’m sad that can’t be real life. If you know you know.

DEFINITELY, read that bonus chapter!!!! Getting hot again just thinking about it all! *more aggressively fans self*

[Michelle Lebron · Rating 5 out of 5]

Cute, spicy, nerdy, and funny! I loved the characters; they were perfectly created. I love the personality of each one; I enjoyed every chapter with them. The Perfect Love Triangle, they are made for each other; a geologist and a geometry teacher find their missing triangle point in a charming pie shop owner who turns into a pyramid at night. The plot is interesting; it takes you by the hand throughout the book, and it has the perfect amount of spice. I could keep reading this story; it got me hooked. Trig is a Golden Retriever but clumsy, which makes him even more adorable. Cliff is the bad boy on the outside but ends up being sweet on the inside, and it comes with a bonus, ahem... pierced peen.

[Amy ♡ · Rating 2 out of 5]

sigh. When you download a heap of short smutty kink books for holiday and they don't hit. I honestly don't know what i expected when it literally says on the blurb she's a fucking triangle by night.... must be my fault for having eyes i guess. So the two guys part of the story was super cute... I kinda wanted her left out? She annoyed me 😂 dorky teacher that's secretly covered in ink and a dom? Mmmmkay 🫠🔥

🤍

'I just fucked a rock.
What the fuck?'

'I run my hands over her hair, trying my best to comfort her, though I don't really know how to do that. I mean, I would be pretty freaked out if my dick disappeared.'

"Unless you like reading about sexy, sentient Pillows or mushroom fairies, I'm not sure we have much in common."

[Cassie · Rating 4 out of 5]

And Sylvia does it again!
Perfect amount of spicy, nerdy and silly.
I absolutely love all three characters and how we get so much insight from their point of views. The way they are all so different but still work? Love it! The nerdy touches made my heart so warm.
The neurodivergent representation in this, I adored. It wasn’t the main point to the story but added depth to the characters and made them relatable. It’s so hard to find characters that you see yourself in when it comes to that and I loved it.
I never could have come up with this idea which makes it that much better to read. Literal love triangle, who knew lol