Re Bride on Demand - Kay Thorpe is probably best approached only by the die hard old skool vintage HP Voyager.
Her H's are only interested in one thing from a woman, but if they can cook a decent dinner, the H is okay with that too. Her h's do conform to the official HP unicorn grooming standard, but a KT h will never marry a poor man and if they had a career, it would probably be in asset relocation and financial planning - KT ladies may be hormonally challenged jelly blobules, but they have a fine eye for the main chance.
There is a real reason for all the one star ratings of this book, the H and h had a fling for a few weeks seven years before the story starts. The H was a brash 30 yr old Captain of Industry working his way up the ladder and the h was a starry eyed office temp of 19 or so.
The H flat out told the h that she was great for desktop antics and passion moments, but corporate wife material she was NOT, so he dumped her and got himself hitched to another lady executive in the company he worked for.
The h was preggers in the aftermath and for six years she has been harboring the H's seekrit son. Until her current boss drags her to a business party and she runs into the H with yet another predatory woman clinging for dear life on his arm.
The h pretends the H is just some random guy, but after he corners her in the coat room and the h can't control her hip motion when he brushes up against her, the H knows he could tap that if he wanted to.
Enter the predatory OW, demanding to know what is going on - the h is feeling snarky and the lurve force mojo is driving her on- she tells the OW that she and the H have a child in common. Then the h regains her limited faculties and rushes off into the night.
A few hours later and the H is banging on her door. The h tries to play it off as a verbal jab in bad taste, but the H is on the prowl and the h knows the H won't let anything like a marriage vow hold him back.
The h manages to resist the roofie kissing and the thunder club of the lurve force mojo, but the H soon discovers that he has a son with the h and since he is now divorced, he figures the h can marry him.
(There is also the little tidbit of the H having a daughter from the woman he married, the ex apparently did not find the H's lurve club swings so enthralling as the h did, so she had a lot of affairs while married to the H and then took herself off for new pastures.)
The lady left her daughter behind and currently that daughter is living with the H's elderly parents. The H isn't a business genius for nothing. He quickly determines the h is still the same virtuous former unicorn grooming motherly type he first knew, but apparently she has been working on the mad boudoir bouncing skillz cause their reconnecting reunion was rapturous.
(The h hasn't actually been having affairs to learn the arts of the Kama Sutra, she just had a library card and a subscription to Cosmo.)
The H sees no problem with marrying his favorite recreation piece, plus she is a good mum, won't complain about living in the country while he stays in the City for the week and for the 10 pt bonus, she can take over the parenting for his four year old daughter too.
The H soon bullies the h into marriage and the H's parents are pretty standoffish. The h is lost in lust, but she isn't stupid either. She figures the H is rich and he is a workaholic.
Sure he will be bopping it up in the city and only showing up for regular marital deelites on weekends, but the h genuinely likes kids and puppies and she can make anything work for long enough to get her darling son off to a good start in life.
Plus she can stock up on extra Cosmo articles during the week to keep the passion burning with her amazing weekend moves, hiring household caretaking staff is not a problem.
Now at this point all KT HP readers know that we have to have some debates about gender roles and various feminist vs chauvinistic arguments, but KT tones it down a lot - mainly cause the new puppies are having really hard times getting house trained and the H's younger adopted brother keeps coming around a lot.
The H is getting really irritated that his younger, wanna be OM brother keeps showing up, but the h doesn't care - he is having it off in London during the week anyways and the lil' adopted bro is some adult company when the puppy training goes awry.
Finally it all comes out that the H is irked at his adopted brother cause he had an affair with his first wife, the H's mother is the purveyor of that gossipy tidbit and the h is fairly shocked.
(KT throws that in there so we know the h isn't completely mercenary - or maybe that the h is an honest business woman and gives loyal value for the money.)
Anyhows, after the h refuses to attend any business functions with the H and then spends a few pages angsting over whom he might be entertaining clients with, the H springs a big house warming party on her.
When the h is tired from having to quell the prerequisite predatory OW that all showed up, (and I was thinking that it was pure KT Tackiness that made a lot them the H's former lovers,) the h finds the adopted brother trying to break into the H's safe.
She sends the young whippersnapper off with a few choice words and the H then decides that the h is having an affair with the adopted scamp. The h is tired of all the drama and flatly informs him that he makes a great case for the pot calling the kettle black - she tells the H to think whatever he wants, when he gets all offended that the h thinks he is cheating - and she wanders off to go to bed.
The H chases her down and does a fairly decent "I love you" declaration. Strangely enough, KT threw enough little hints throughout the story that I actually believed him. Mostly cause this H is brutally honest and blunt, he told the h she wasn't good enough the first time around and he is NOT the type to pull his verbal punches.
Plus the H is near 40 and it is very clear that the Predatory OW he used to associate with were boring him. The H doesn't like domestic drama, his parenting skillz are abysmal and he isn't young enough to work 18 hr days and then party away the night with an aggressive predatory woman who values her own career as much as she covets his money anymore .
Sure the h is pretty snarky, but she keeps the house running and the kids smile at him on the weekends, so overall the H is pretty content to save the lurve club events for the weekends - his stamina is needed to grow his company and for as long as his lust for the h shall last, the H is pretty good with what he has.
As for the h, it isn't lost on her that 18 hours frenetic business driven days and mattress pounding weekends are rather hard on the heart. So while she does love the H, she also knows that about twenty more years is about all the mileage the H can probably offer.
(Plus the h messed up on the birth control again, so she will hangin' out in cabbage patch in about eight months. In twenty years the kids will be grown, the H will be seriously rich and it never hurts to make plans for a rainy day by just tucking away that classic funeral black dress with the adorable half veil hat for luck.)
The h declares her love for the H back and we leave them lurving it up for a long as the purple passion and the H's heart may last.
I do admit, this isn't a dreamily romantic HPlandia outing, but it was mildly entertaining and KT is just subtle enough to suggest where both the H and h's thoughts are going on thing. So I can safely say these two deserve each other and I had a good time envisioning the h's merry widowhood on this little HP excursion.