“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Prize winning physicist
Extraterrestrials examines the question raised by the (so-called) Fermi Paradox … i.e. if intelligent alien life is prevalent throughout the universe, why is there no evidence of its existence? The parsimonious answer is that it is both extremely rare (so rare, in fact, that Earth may be the only planet where it exists) and that space is (to quote Monty Python in ‘The Meaning of Life’) “So big. So absolutely huge. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here I can tell you.” But that is an answer that many find unsatisfying.
If there’s one area in which scientists and Scientologists sound nearly the same, it’s the topic of intelligent alien life. Whether it’s scientists professing their belief that life exists wherever molecules of H2O are present on other worlds, or Scientologists professing their belief that Xenu flew a spaceship shaped like a DC-8 into a volcano, what the two have in common is a cognitive bias in which they each believe their fondest hopes and dreams … must … ABSOLUTELY MUST!! … be true, despite the fact that no evidence exists in support of their desires.
When Percival Lowell saw lines on the surface of Mars … THEY ARE CANALS BUILT BY MARTIANS!
When a repeating radio signal was detected on Nov. 28, 1967 … “WOW!” ALIENS MUST BE TRYING TO CONTACT US!
In 1976 when a drop of aqueous nutrient solution tagged with radioactive Carbon 14 was added to Martian soil, radioactive CO2 was released … MICROORGANISMS WERE THE CAUSE!
When scientists found liquid water on Mars (or Europa, or wherever) … SURELY THERE’S LIFE!
When NASA scientists discovered small anomalies in a potato-shaped lump of Martian rock in 1996 … THEY MUST BE FOSSILIZED MICROBES!
In 2012 NASA claimed to discover a new form of bacterial life that could thrive on arsenic … THIS OPENS THE DOOR TO EVER MORE EXOTIC ALIEN LIFEFORMS!
When astronomers identified a strange pattern of light near a distant star called KIC 8462852 … IT MUST BE A DYSON SPHERE OR A STAR SURROUNDED BY ALIEN MEGASTRUCTURES!
When an oddly shaped interstellar object named Oumuamua was sighted … IT MUST BE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP OR PROBE!
When astronomers detected fast radio bursts (FRBs) or radio signals dubbed perytons … ALIENS MUST BE TRYING TO CONTACT US! ONLY THIS TIME IT’S REAL! *
And while not ‘intelligent’, the latest in this long line of claims comes from the presence of phosphine in the clouds of Venus … IT’S THE PRODUCT OF MICROBIAL LIFE FLOATING IN THE PLANET’S ATMOSPHERE!
The problem is that none of the assertions above have held up to scrutiny (though the last has yet to be properly scrutinized). It’s like the boy who cried wolf … except the public never grows tired of it.
Time and time again, something is observed that is both new and poorly understood, and instead of making a factual statement that reflects the current state of our knowledge, i.e. “we found something interesting, but we don’t know what it is”, there’s a rush to judgement to explain the phenomenon in terms of ‘life’. It’s the same faulty reasoning exhibited by those who believe in Intelligent Design and resort to the God of the Gaps logical fallacy (we can’t explain it, therefore God did it) … except it’s perpetrated by individuals who should know better … scientists (we can’t explain it, therefore ‘life’ did it).
Baptist preacher William Miller taught his followers that Jesus Christ would return to the Earth on October 22, 1844. When that didn’t happen, the event became known among his followers as “The Great Disappointment”. But here’s the interesting thing … rather than conclude that Miller was simply delusional and a fraud … his followers doubled down. Per Wiki, “They contended that what had happened on October 22 was not Jesus' return, as Miller had thought, but the start of Jesus' final work of atonement, the cleansing in the heavenly sanctuary, leading up to the Second Coming.” And with that proclamation the Seventh-day Adventist Church was formed.
Weird right? But here’s the thing … this inability to admit that our fervent wishes are just that … wishes,
is a universal psychological trait shared by all humans. So, after years of searching for alien intelligent life, how do scientists explain the relentlessly persistent absence of evidence? Just like the Millerites before them they too concoct excuses to rationalize away the difference between what is and what they so fervently wish to be so:
- The aliens are shy and don’t want to be found
- They are listening to radio signals, but are unable to broadcast
- They are wary of Earth, given what they know of our species
- Alien technology is so advanced they’ve moved beyond radio and therefore can’t hear us
- Intelligent alien life is so foreign that communication is impossible
- The aliens are hibernating
- The aliens are so far advanced that they can’t be bothered to talk to us (it would be like a human trying to communicate with an ant suffering from dementia)
I could go on, but you get the idea. The real lesson isn’t whether aliens exist (there’s no evidence they do), it’s that the human brain has obvious points of failure. And that they fail over and over again, in precisely the same way, regardless of one’s background or education.
Anyway, the book Extraterrestrials by Wade Roush is basically a history of man’s search for alien intelligent life, the SETI project in particular. Unfortunately, I found it to be a surprisingly dry treatment of what could have been a fun and lively topic.
The bottom line … nada, zip, zero, zilch, bupkis, diddly, naught, nil, nothing has been found. With this lack of success many scientists have stopped talking openly about alien intelligence and have scaled back their hopes to the discovery of alien life of a more modest sort (which mainly takes the form of anomaly hunting for microbial biosignatures). But hope springs eternal in the breasts of a few diehards, and the search for alien intelligence continues. My advice for those engaged in this pursuit is to get used to disappointment, though I’ll happily eat my words if they prove to be incorrect … (they won’t).
* The peryton signal actually turned out to be the microwave oven in the facility’s break room.
SEE! … I TOLD YOU! … LIFE!