three stars upgraded to four after writing the review, because:
The ‘deja-vu’ is strong in this one. For the first three or four stories in the collection I was convinced I’ve read them before, recently enough to remember all the jokes and the plot twists. There are two main reasons for the feeling:
- much as I admire P G. Wodehouse, I know he recycles characters and plots frequently, his charm relying more on style than originality.
- I believe all the stories included in Carry on, Jeeves! have been filmed by the B.B.C. for their excellent T.V. show ‘Jeeves and Wooster’, a series that is also responsible for fixing in my imagination the faces of Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie as the title characters.
I mentioned this aspect of ‘been there, done that!’ in explanation of my initial disappointment with the book. I am convinced though that, if ‘Carry On, Jeeves!’ had been my first reading experience about the lackadaisical Wooster and his brainy, resourceful gentlemen’s gentleman, I would easily have rated it the whole five stars for excellence.
Without further ado, let us carry on with a recap of the particular ghastly affairs of Bertie that only the magic touch of Jeeves can untangle:
(1) Jeeves Takes Charge has the merit of describing the very first encounter between master and servant, courtesy of the famous remedy for alcohol induced migraines that makes Jeeves such a welcome sight in the morning.
The rummy business Betie needs rescue from involves his fiancee Florence Craye, ‘a girl with a wonderful profile, but steeped to the gills in serious purpose’ , her uncle Willoughby who has just finished writing down the scandalous account of his youth as a rake and the inquisitive Edwin the Boyscout whose good deeds are the bane of Bertie’s existence. The setting is the usual posh country manor in Shropshire.
Bertie conclusion at the end of this first story will be repeated in every subsequent iteration of the plot: “A great respect for this bloke’s judgement began to soak through me.”
(2) The Artistic Career of Corky marks a change of venue, Bertie’s home away from home, or the place that is as far away as possible from the wrath of his Aunt Agatha, incurred in a previous mishap.
Namely, New York, where Bertie is coming to the rescue of Corky, a young painter with little commercial success, who relies on handouts from his rich but tight-fisted uncle to make ends meet.
The catch about portrait-painting is that you can’t start painting portraits till people come along and ask you to, and they won’t come to ask you to until you’ve painted a lot first. This makes it kind of difficult, not to say tough, for the ambitious youngster.
The complication comes in the form of the alluring Muriel Singer, a chorus girl in a Broadway show, and the eventual solution will require some knowledge of ornithology. All’s well that ends well, even if some adjustments will need to be made to the initial goals.
(3) Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest starts with my favorite quote in the collection: I’m not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare – or, if not, some equally brainy bird – who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneakes up behind him with a bit of lead piping.
The uninvited guest who disturbs Bertie’s amiable wasting of time in New York is sent by his Aunt Agatha – Wilmot, soon to be referred to as Motty. He is freshly arrived in the big city from a boring life in Much Middleford, Shropshire. As soon as he escapes from under the stern gaze of his mother, Lady Malvern, who relies on Bertie to keep him in line as she explores the country, Motty starts with cheerful abandon his own forays into the nightlife temptations of the metropolis: What’s the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don’t yield to them? As Motty embarks on a series of wild parties, drunkenness and white nights, even Jeeves will be hard-pressed to come up with a solution for cutting short the young man’s debauchery before his mother’s return.
Before I start on the next story, I believe this is a good place to remark on the two favorite running gags Wodehouse deploys in most of his Jeeves yarns:
- the neverending fashion war between Bertie’ risque taste in modern and daring costumes (hats, socks, shirts, shoes, moustaches, etc) and Jeeves’ stern conservative opinions about what a gentleman should wear. Every story starts with Wooster trying to assert his will and ends with Jeeves getting the final word in the matter. Wooster admits defeat more or less gracefully:
I felt like one of those chappies in the novels who calls off the fight with the wife in the last chapter and decides to forget and forgive.
- the ability of Jeeves to move silently and very fast around the house. Wodehouse never gets tired of the game of finding new similes for describing the valet’s gliding movements:
“In this matter of shimmering into rooms the man is rummy to a degree.”
“Jeeves had projected himself in from the dining-room and materialized on the rug.”
“Then he streamed imperceptibly towards the door and flowed silently out.”
“Jeeves filtered in.”
Also he “shimmered” , “flickered”, “floated noiselessly”, “streamed in”
(4) Jeeves and the Hard-Boiled Egg introduces Mr. Bickersteth, aka Bicky, as the next friend to be “knee-deep in the bouillon” and to come to Bertie’s New York apartment for assistance. Bicky has difficulties in extracting a stipend from his hard-boiled uncle, His Grace the Duke of Chiswick. Among the dubious solutions attempted here are exiling Bertie from his luxury home, the establishment of an egg farm and a method to monetize the hunger of Americans for shaking hands with celebrities. Good fun!
(5) The Aunt and the Sluggard presents Rockmetteler Todd, the laziest young devil in America, who prefers the quiet life in the countryside writing poetry to the clamor and bustle of New York. He is forced though to reverse his lifestyle when his rich aunt demands that he entertain her with accounts of the city nightlife if he wants to continue to receive his monthly allowance.
I will use this occasion to remark that the most pertinent criticism that could be leveled at Wodehouse is that he always portrays in his stories the life of the rich and carefree, creating a rosy coloured alternative reality where nobody works for a living:
It’s a curious thing how many of my pals seem to have aunts and uncles who are their main source of supply. exclaims Bertie candidly, while I am forced to admit that the appeal of the stories is escapist and frivolous in nature more often than not, with few, if any, moments of existential anxiety.
(6) The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy takes us away from New York for a brief interlude in Paris, there to make the acquaintance of Biffen, an old school pal of Bertie plagued by an extremely feeble memory. He forgets even the name of the hotel he is staying in, but his real problem is that he somehow managed to misplace the love of his life, another case of lost address.
Notable about this episode is the fierce aversion for marriage displayed by Bertie, who describes it in terms of being caught in the jaws of a hungry, slavering tigress who drags you unwillingly in her den to serve you as the main course at dinner.
In the role of the tigress we meet an old flame of Bertie, the infamous Honoria Glossop, accompanied by her scary psychologist father, Roderick. Bertie’s girl phobia is hard to miss as he comisserates over Biffy’s engagement: “You know as well as I do that Honoria Glossop is an Act of God. You might just as well blame a fellow for getting run over by a truck.”
Only Jeeves intervention can prevent a march down the aisle for the unlucky fellow.
(7) Without the Option is the story of how Oliver Randolph Sipperley became a jailbird. Because Bertie was the drunken instigator of Sippy’s assault on a policeman, he must now make amends by impersonating his friend during a visit to a Cambridge mansion. There he meets Heloise Pringle, a girl who ressembles ‘in a ghastly way’ the same old flame from the previous episode. It turns out Heloise is the cousin of Honoria Glossop, and like her, she immediately has designs on improving Bertie’s mind and ensnaring him into an engagement. Hide and run provide only temporary relief for Bertie, and once again Jeeves is required to save the day.
(8) Fixing it for Freddie has Bertie involved once again in the romantic affairs of one of his old friends. Fred Bullivant has just received his pink slip from his fiancee Elizabeth Vickers, so Bertie invites him to a seaside resort in Dorsetshire to help forget the whole affair. Unfortunately the girl also visits Marvis Bay, so Bertie improvises a new solution that involves kidnapping an obnoxious child and training him with sugary treats to play the role of Cupid.
(9) Clustering Round Young Bingo is probably my favorite episode, and it involves a lot of recurring characters. Bertie’s aunt Dahlia comissions him to write an article for ‘Milady’s Boudoir’ on the subject of “What the Well Dressed Man Is Wearing” . While Wooster experiences what it means to be a writer ( I don’t wonder now that all those author blokes have bald heads and faces like birds who have suffered. ) Jeeves is as usual peeved about his master’s fashion sense ( Soft silk shirts with evening costume are not worn, sir!). The central character of the story is neither Bertie, nor Aunt Agatha, nor even Biffy who is threatened by intimate revelations from an article penned by his wife Rosie M Banks. No, here we meet for the first time the celebrated Anatole, the French artist of the cooking range.
Jeeves sums up the plot thus: “I fear sir, than when it comes to a matter of cooks, ladies have but a rudimentary sense of morality.”
(10) Bertie Changes His Mind is atypical in the sense that the narrator here is Jeeves, instead of the usual Wooster perspective. Also known as the episode of the School for Young Ladies near Brighton.
The catalyst of the mishaps is to be found in a conversation on the subject of children: ‘Jeeves, I wish I had a daughter. I wonder what the procedure is?’
If Bertie has an aversion to marriage, Jeeves manifest a reluctance to work with children, and feels his solid position in the household is threatened. Something must be done, and Jeeves puts in practice his declared motto : Resource and Tact in order to finesse his master out of his fancy.
Employers are like horses. They require managing. Some gentlemen’s personal gentlemen have the knack of managing them, some have not. I, I am happy to say, have no cause for complaint.
Remembering that in his younger days he worked as a page-boy in a school for young ladies, Jeeves decides to demonstrate to his master that instead of little angels with pattering feet and lovely smiles, girls are “More deadly than the male, sir!” , especially if you encounter them en masse .
This concludes our programme for tonight, folks.
Hope you enjoyed the show, and you’ll be back soon for another collection of Jeeves and Wooster.