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128 pages, Paperback
Published May 1, 2024
Dear Gassy One, this was the granddaddy of all farts. The earth trembled. It was a thermo-nuclear explosion of a fart. The needle flew off the seismograph at Cape Canaveral. A tsunami rose off the coast of Sumatra. The large earthen pot was shattered to bits. The shards flew off in all directions. Birds dropped from the sky. Squirrels were flattened against the tree trunks. The monkeys were blown up to the treetops in Mahabali Wood where they dangled by their tails, and the little brown monkey was blasted into space.Have you ever encountered a fart described so poetically?
'That felt good,' the old man said with a satisfied smile.