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1179 pages, Kindle Edition
Published February 1, 2024
“You got me a cocktus.”
“As your best friend, it’s my job to give you shit while I support you. And I’m acing this.”
“Any hooker worth their salt should know how to make a penis bigger,” he advised.
It might be the world’s shortest dinner, but dammit, we’d have dinner and a proper date before he fucked my brains out.
“Have we earned candy? Because I feel like candy.” “No earning.” Asher held up one mittened hand. “We don’t have to earn happiness. Misery isn’t the price paid for chocolate.”
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