Irish Cream

One Handed Holidays

by G. Eilsel

When her car breaks down in the middle of an abandoned part of an unfamiliar town, Regan curses her luck. She stumbles into a cozy, welcoming pub, and is greeted by two gorgeous Irish brothers who take her in for the weekend. Iain is up-front and aggressive, with his red hair, stunning good looks, and sculpted body. Craig is rugged and strong, thoughtful and thorough... willing to make everything about her.Maybe her luck isn't so bad, after all.Temptation stands around every corner, and she can't decide which brother she wants more. Each interaction leaves her more conflicted, refusing to choose between them. But not everything is as it seems in this deserted corner of the world, and the longer Regan remains with the brothers, the more questions she has. Questions that only they can answer.

Genres: Romance, Novella, Smut, M F M, Why Choose, Fantasy, Erotica

170 pages, Paperback

Published January 26, 2024

About the author

G. Eilsel started writing under this pen name in early 2024, publishing works in two genres she loves: eccentric novellas and MM romance.

Her writing puts a focus on sarcasm, snarky humor, sometimes horrible puns, and steamy scenes that'll make your momma blush. Expect heavy spice, in any sort of variety you're looking for-sweet, emotional, depraved, or downright questionable.

Some of her books are one-handed reads with minimal plot, others are more intricate stories that weave themselves through her brain and demand to be put on paper. Angsty and emotional, light and giggle-inducing, and everything in between can be found between the covers of her books.

She doesn't take herself too seriously, throwing pieces of her humor and quirky personality in her writing. If she can't live up to her title of a One-Handed author, then maybe she can at least make you smile.

Reviews

[bookishninaa · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read this if you’re ovulating (one handed read indeed) and bonus point if you love Irish men (the kilt was something). This was so hot and for a spicy novella the smut scenes were surprisingly not repetitive i loved how there was something new every time (i feel very hot and sex educated right now). Nothing like a hot weekend with a buffy, dad bod, beard and sweet man and his brother whose is lean, clean shaved with dimples and cocky. It’s always okay to love them both. Also there’s cute illustrations!!!

[Chloé Camille Wittenberg · Rating 4 out of 5]

I forgot which brother was which, but that doesn’t really matter. 😂

[Alyssa · Rating 5 out of 5]

if you see this, no you didn't

[kaleigh · Rating 3 out of 5]

- No V, h is not very experienced. Talk about her sex life with her ex bf and how he didn’t care to get her off
- No info on the MMCs past or if they have shared before
- No OW
- OM- FMC is running away to escape her ex. He is only one page in one scene (FMC and him do not interact) Other than that, there are only mentions of him
- no condoms or pregnancy (they can’t get her pregnant)

[Ayanna S · Rating 1 out of 5]

This. Shit . Is . Weird . I really thought they'd just share her but they're literally having threesomes ?? It was bad enough they were both into the same woman but threesomes ??? With your blood brother ? Absolutely not . Cringe . Weird . I'm good on this . I wish I never even entertained this book . Not what I expected. Not finishing this. If you're into taboo shit this is for you. 💀

[TheSugaredBookworm · Rating 5 out of 5]

Double the spice!

Wow!! This was everything my spicy loving heart wanted! It had magic, tons of spice and all the feels! I absolutely loved how Craig and Iain empowered Regan! They make her feel loved and sexy and priceless. Regan has never felt confident, something they quickly recognize. Together, things quickly heat up! Like, WOW! I couldn't stop reading and feel like I need a cold shower!

[SG Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5⭐️

A perfect one handed spicy little leprechaun 🍀 novella.

Some of the filthiest MFM filth I’ve ever read!

Shopping list:

Deep throating, irrumatio, praise, exhibitionism/voyeurism, threesomes, cum play, domination, minor degradation, biting, spanking, face riding, snowballing, bukkake, binding, blindfolding, whipping/flogging, edging, begging, choking, double vaginal penetration, and two leprechauns with enormous cocks.

Oh, and creampies.
So. Many. Creampies.

There was one scene 🥵👀🥵👀🥵👀 her mouth is filled with two loads, then passed back to his mouth, then passed to her 🐱 and then it’s filled up again … TWICE! Jesus lord, I need bleaching 🤤

Absolutely zero plot, other than because they’re magic, she can only spend one weekend with them every 365 days. But who needs plot when you have BUCKETS of spice 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

😂😂 read it and weep bitches 💦💦💦

[Emily · Rating 3 out of 5]

You mean to tell me in all the scenes with all 3 of them they only had one scene ALL together? Come on now...

[Chelsie Lucas · Rating 2 out of 5]

You know what I think my problem is that I’m a sucker for an ending and these are made to be not happily ever rafter. They’re just like reading a one night stand and I’m just really not into that.

[Nicole · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was surprised at how much I fell into the story, and even though there was definitely more smut than plot, it was a sweet, filthy read that left me happy at the end.

And yes, I *do* want to be spit roasted by men in kilts, thank you for asking the important questions.

[Quinn Staley · Rating 2 out of 5]

On this episode of wtf did my best friend just make me read 🙃🤮

[Sharie Barker · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, this was yet again pure smutt and im here for it! How she didnt end up with a UTI im not entirely sure and i did gip at the snow balling scene (clearly playing with it isnt for me) but other than that, my face needed fanning down after i finished ... reading 😂😂😂

[Jessi · Rating 4 out of 5]

Really spicy and so cute!!! Perfect short story to read.

[Rachel Grindstaff · Rating 4 out of 5]

Cute illustrations throughout. The book was great!

[Kylah Erickson · Rating 1 out of 5]

I cannot believe i actually read this entire novella 😵‍💫 a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to meet her book goal I guess, this was so cringy !

[Kayla Duren · Rating 4 out of 5]

A fast and very sexy read. The action starts right away and does not stop. Such a fun and sexy group of characters with a twist I adored. The ending had me almost in tears. I had no idea such a quick read could illicit such strong emotions from me but here we are. Very well written and loved having a plus size female main character who was still desired so much. I loved seeing Regan grow in confidence and get the love she deserved. It also had two irish kilt wearing brothers so how could I ask for anything more? If the ending didn't end the way it did this would be a five star read for me.

[Ingrid Spera · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh heck yes

This was a deliciously sinful read and one that will stick with me for a little bit. Will definitely read more by this author!

[Cheryl · Rating 4 out of 5]

Spicier than I expected with a good plot in the mix! I am so sold to this!!!

[Jaz Cole · Rating 5 out of 5]

This author doesn’t miss! Like it’s spicy but has an actually plot definitely could read this again so happy I stumbled across this series looking forward to the next book

[Salina Pangelinan · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have a hard time rating novellas- maybe 3.5? It was pretty much what I was looking for but also not my favorite. Maybe it was a bit too long? It was definitely unhinged and kept me invested 😅

[Nyx Wyx · Rating 4 out of 5]

A gold coin that'll grant you one wish. Would you use it for the chance to get lucky again?
Regan definitely did, and honestly, I don't blame her one bit.

Craig and Iain, two seemingly normal Irish siblings, who run a little Irish pub in the middle of nowhere. Not just Irish, but both siblings are Leprechauns, with magical or maybe just lucky skills.

These three have such different energies together, each heavily being affected by emotions. Iain and Regan both get off on being in control and having the control taken from them; Craig prefers to be in control over everything.

A weekend passes, too quickly, when you're otherwise preoccupied. Once Regan leaves, she will not be able to return for an entire year from the moment the door of the pub shuts behind her.

Smut: 🌶🌶🌶½

Each scene is full of raw emotions, primalistic tendencies, and all the bodily fluids you'll need. Each character is taken on a different role in the bedroom, ensuring everyone is satisfied once everyone is finished. Sharing seemed to happen naturally for them all, Regan getting both Craig and Iain together in bed as well as separately.

[Alison Neffendorf · Rating 3 out of 5]

These books sure are something. They have a place and time, and that is in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep and you aren't and you just need something that has no purpose but pure entertainment. I will always have a place in my heart for these books now. And I will probably pull them out now and again for a quick smutty fix. This book wasn't as good as Come to Cupid, simply because it was a little too long for a book with no plot. I can accept that nothing but smashing is going to happen, but after about 60% of the book it was just repetitive and got a little unnecessary. I feel like it could have ended 2 hours of reading before it did and it would have been beautifully done. I'll be telling people about these books for years to come. Thank you for putting them out in the world.

[Menthie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Two for the Money

The story was alright. There is minimal plot line, as this is just an erotic novella.

Our FMC breaks down & finds herself in a little irish pub run by two hot hunks in kilts. She is immediately drawn to both of them & enjoys. The brothers realize that they have been dipping in the same pot of gold secretly, so they decide to openly spread the wealth.
Turns out that these men are magical leprechauns, and they grant wishes.
She has to leave as she can't stay there; the "leprechaun community" will harm her. But, once she leaves, she can't come back for a full calendar year

[Michelle W · Rating 2 out of 5]

it’s spicy alright

The spice was definitely there, so the author had that down. But was it enough for me? No not really. It’s a quick, balls to the wall, smutty novella so in that sense, yes it hits the mark. But there needed to be a bit more storyline for me regarding the ex and the boys themselves. I wasn’t a fan of how quick her switch flipped from very inexperienced to suddenly having Dom tendencies, it seemed fast. The art was a bit of a distraction because it didn’t seem to fit them fully (but that’s each to their own).

Would I read it again? Probably not. Would I read more from the author? Maybe in the future. Two stars for the spice level.

[Cate Pedroso Gomes · Rating 3 out of 5]

I mean… The BIGGEST “Hear me out” you could possibly think of: They are Leprechauns!!!!! Sexy, big dick leprechauns… LOL HEAR ME THE FREAK OUT!!! lol

Solid 3 star reading, super fun and spicy. Who doesn’t like to read about some sexy leprechaun smut and threesomes??

I liked that she was not a skinny girl, and I liked both brothers.
Is this the best I’ve read on weird smut? No… but I also have read so much weird smut that it’s a though competition out there. However, it was fun and light and serve its purpose as a palate cleanser between big complex fantasy books.

Now, on my way to Ireland to find some sexy leprechaun brothers of my own!! 🌶️

[Aspen · Rating 2 out of 5]

The sex scenes are plentiful, but the story is just lost within it. There was such build-up to the ex finding her that it was very lack luster and unfulfilling when he was brought in. It did not help the book with the ending either, as it's clearly not a HEA ending, even if she goes back a year later just for a weekend of hot sex because that's all it really boils down to; a weekend with two hot guys, being rid of her ex, and that's it. No "I love yous", no relationship, just sex with little to no plot.

[Lizzy Love ❤ · Rating 4 out of 5]

I like this read quite a bit. I give it a 4.25 ⭐/5. I liked the fmc and her back story and the concept of leprechauns at an abandoned pub. The story was cute and steamy. I didn't like Ian's character so much except for when he finally broke down and was a marshmallow. I loved Craig 😍 he was the perfect book boyfriend and I'm a sucker for the dad bods/thick boys in books. If this was just Craig and Regan it would have been a five star for me but I'm glad she got the happy ending she deserved.

[Janelle Kraft · Rating 3 out of 5]

I know it's a novella so time is of the essence, but I could've used a little more story with my word porn on this one. It was almost exclusively straight up smex the whole time, which I can definitely understand that some people appreciate, but I guess I personally need a little more wine and dine with my smut. I like dialog and back stories, but this was totally fine as far as novellas go, and I like reading stories to go along with the holiday of the time (St Patrick's Day!)

[Alexandra Trachsler · Rating 4 out of 5]

Short little novella about a girl that finds the pot o gold at the end of the rainbow and spends a weekend with 2 leprechaun brothers. Butttt they’re big muscular kilt wearing leprechauns who are packing if ya know what I mean👀👀 this book was so hottt! I loved it😍 plus the pub called pot o gold located on rainbow street? So clever and made me giggle🤣 all the art at the end of the chapters was gorgeous😍

[Saja · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg…
Oh… my… goodness…
Wow.
Just… wow.

What a book…
If only my husband knew why we’re both so happy now…

Apart from it being a smut book, I would’ve loved for it to be longer, 300+ pages…

This novella is like reading a very good book but you just can’t help yourself from skipping to the good parts…
This book didn’t make you skip. I tripped, fell, flew, and crashed into bliss cause of this one.

Defo gonna read the rest of her books.
5/5✨
1000/5🌶️