Or at least once or twice removed
I once wrote a novel called "The Invisible Man." One of the purposes was to get a nodding reader to perk up enough to read the first two or three pages. (As Casey Stengel said, "You could look it up": Putman's eventually published the book when I was still in my twenties with the title "A Perfectly Natural Act.") My anti-hero certainly thought he was invisible. Whether he really was or not is an open question. J.J. Luna's nonfiction hero (himself, and the reader if you follow his advice) is invisible in the sense that he has greatly obscured the connection between his physical self and the world's record-keeping devices. Although such "invisibility" has nothing like the power of the fantasy with which I used to guide myself to sleep at night (instead of counting sheep I would imagine myself invisible), it can be of tremendous practical value in this age of Big Brother.
Why would anyone legitimately want to hide themselves? you ask. Luna, a one-time fuzzy presence in Franco's Spain, gives some excellent reasons: somebody (not just Uncle Sam) might take it upon themselves to go after your assets. An ex-lover or ex-spouse might want revenge. You might get sued (a "legal mugging") or you might just want to avoid the usual harassment from telemarketers and other pests. Or you might just have some questionable assets that you want to keep hidden. Luna makes the point (tongue in cheek, I would say) that he does not advise breaking the law, and that this book is not intended to help law-breakers. (However if they choose to take advantage of his advice...well, his book is only a tool.)
Luna himself has made a living selling and consulting on "privacy." Reading between the lines, I would say specifically that he made a lot of money forming what generically might be called "dummy corporations" and selling them. I admire (I think) such creative self-employment.
Luna describes four "levels" of privacy, each with a bigger price tag. At Level One you'll have "more privacy than 98 percent of the general population." At Level Four "you are duplicating the federal Witness Security Program." Incidentally, if you're planning on hiding yourself from the world in preparation for the commission of some sort of "revenge" crime yourself, you might want to notice Luna's caveat on page 6, a sort of gumshoe dictum: "if someone with unlimited funds is after you, you will eventually be found."
His first and most important rule is (p. 244 and elsewhere) "Do not...ever...allow your real name to be coupled with your home address." To accomplish this Luna shows you how to set up a "ghost address," preferably in another state. He also advises you to never give out your social security number, and relates how you can usually accomplish that. He says you should use your passport rather than your driver's license when you absolutely must identify yourself because it contains less information (no home address, no SSN). Do not use your real name for any of your utilities. Have your cell phone in a different name than your home phone. Cell phones are useful in that they have no set location. For example if you have to call 911, your true address doesn't show. Naturally you don't use the checks from your bank. Your checks will have no name on them and no address. In fact your signature should illegible. (Luna claims on page 80 that "among European businessmen, illegible is the order of the day.") And of course (p. 84) you "Get off voter rolls and never return."
This is an interest read with a lot of good (if sometimes expensive) techniques for improving your privacy. Also, there are sprinkled throughout the texts little tidbits of worthwhile advice. For example here's how to defeat the redial feature on your telephone: When you finish the call, hang up and then pick up the receiver and punch in a single digit. Then hang up. "If anyone checks the 'last number called' all they will find is that single digit" (p. 114). Luna sent money orders to sites on the Web offering fake ID (p. 85). "Sometimes I received a grossly inferior product. Other times I received nothing at all." He quotes a newsletter to the effect that there are no fake ID sites on the Web offering "anything even vaguely worth buying." That info alone (for some) might be worth the price of this book and more.
I would like to make the ironic observation that what Luna reveals about himself in terms of his vocation, habits, likes and dislikes, prejudices, past travels and general world view makes it now impossible for him to stay hidden (should anybody be interested in finding him). However, the man is at least in his seventies, so I suppose it really doesn't matter that much anymore. On second thought, realizing that this Luna is a very tricky dude, it may be that the seemingly veracious personal info in the text is just misleading!
On third thought, it could just be that Luna's long life of anonymity has inspired him to seek out a little fame before he disappears completely. (Insert here a joke about giving Saint Peter a fake social security number.)
--Dennis Littrell, author of “The World Is Not as We Think It Is”