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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth

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Astarion / Original Female Character; Astarion / Tav (Baldur's Gate)

“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”

“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”

“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”

“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”


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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.

(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)

Words: 92,539 (12/27/23)

319 pages, ebook

Published September 24, 2023

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February 24, 2025
Now I'm even more delusional about ascended Astarion🌈🌈🌈🌈
I loved the 'divorced and made it everyone's problems' and well, I'm a sucker for lovers to enemies.
I'm not even ashamed that I got a physical copy of this🤚
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