Procurator Athena has received an invitation to the sporting event of the century, where the most powerful members of her shadowy world will celebrate death. Declining would be an insult to her Patron.
Mike Sutton. Not to be confused with Mike Sutton. Or Either Mike Sutton or, last but not least, Mike Sutton. This particular carrier of that name was born in the upper Midwest where he now resides, watching MST3K and wondering how long he would survive in the zombie apocalypse. Not too long most likely, as he is rather prone to poor life decisions.