[I read this edition of the book - except it was not an ebook but a physical copy; I was unable to find an edition that was the right publisher, date, and length of pages, while also being a physical book and hardcover, not an ebook.]
This was an interesting read. If you’re unaware, it’s a parody of Wilde and Douglas written during Wilde’s hey-day, before the libel trial—with Esme Amarinth as Oscar Wilde and Lord Alfred “Bosie” Douglas as Lord Reginald “Reggie” Hastings, and The Picture of Dorian Gray as “The Soul of Bertie Brown”. There is actual mention of the name “Oscar Wilde” within the book, perhaps as a misdirection, but if you’ve even the slightest knowledge of Wilde’s life, it’ll be blindingly apparent that this book is about Wilde and Bosie. It’s honestly a bit cruel; a total caricature of them, distorted and recognisable but ugly. The Wildean epigrams are noticeable but far inferior to the originals and very much imitative, and the whole thing starts to feel unpleasant to read after a certain point. Reading this will give you an understanding of the way Victorian society perceived Wilde and Bosie, and perhaps you’ll perceive, then, exactly why it eventually treated Wilde so cruelly. The prose is readable and mildly entertaining but feeble, and the speeches “Esme” gives are caricatural and read like an idiot heard Wilde speak and tried to imitate his epigrammatic and paradoxical wit. Esme says lots of meaningless but purple phrases that try to ape Wilde’s own beautiful language, and the word “exquisite” is extremely over-used in his mouth. This book does have a vague plot, but its main purpose is to display the characters of Esme and Reggie and have them talk—it completely revolves around them, and the plot, the bit of it that exists, is subsidiary. Basically, the plot is the two staying at some prominent woman’s vacation home with several other people, a bit like camping but bougie and for the purposes of talking and having tea or whatever, and Reggie considers proposing to a woman, Lady Locke, who’s there, as she’s very rich and he, despite his title, is not; eventually, he does so, near the end of the book, and then is rejected, because though Reggie is beautiful and fascinates Lady Locke, she disapproves of his morals and finds him an echo of Esme, who’s whole personality is a “pose”, in her view. That’s about it. Besides Wilde and Douglas, I’m sure several other real-life figures were caricatured in this, but I’m unable to recognise them, unfortunately. I suspect Ada “The Sphinx” Leverson is one of the characters, though I’m unsure who.
I’ve provided two quotations that display the author’s perception of Wilde and give you an idea of the tone of this book:
“Mr. Amaranth especially created a sensation; but he always expected to do that. Ever since he had made a name for himself by declaring that he was pleased with the Equator, and desired its further acquaintance*, he had been talked about. Whenever the public interest in him showed signs of flagging he wrote an improper story, or published an epigram in one volume, on hand-made paper, with immense margins, or produced a play full of other people’s wit, or said something scandalous about the North Pole. He had ruined the reputation of more than one eminently respectable ocean* which had previously been received everywhere, and had covered Nature with confusion by his open attacks on her. Just now he was living upon his green carnation, which had been freely paragraphed in all the papers; and when that went out of vogue he had some intention of producing a revised version of the Bible, with all the inartistic passages cut out, and a rhymed dedication to Mr. Stead, whose Review of Reviews always struck him as only a degree less comic than the books of the arch-humorist Miss Edna Lyall, or the bedroom imaginings of Miss Olive Schreiner.” (164-5)
*These are references to when, after getting off of his ship to America, which he came to for a series of lecture tours, Oscar Wilde declared to some journalists that he was disappointed by the Atlantic Ocean.
“‘I have been an aesthete. I have lain upon hearth-rugs and eaten passion-flowers. I have clothed myself in breeches of white samite, and offered my friends yellow jonquils instead of afternoon tea. But when aestheticism became popular in Bayswater—a part of London built for the delectation of the needy rich—I felt that it was absurd no longer, and I turned to other things. It was then, one gold summer day, among the flowering woods of Richmond, that I invented a new art, the art of preposterous conversation. A middle-class country has prevented me from patenting my exquisite invention, which has been closely imitated by dozens of people much older and much stupider than myself; but nobody so far has been able to rival me in my own particular line of business, and my society “turns” at luncheon parties, dances, and dinners are invariably received with an applause which is almost embarrassing, and which is scarcely necessary to one so admirably conceited as myself.’” (196)