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Psycho Proctologists #3
Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation
The Psycho Proctologists are back for another golden adventure! Michael McLaren, M.D., is a busy man. By day he masquerades as a mild-mannered proctologist, tending to many of the country’s most famous buttholes. But by night, he fights enemies of a different nature: Demons.
For unbeknownst to most, the world is under constant threat of invasion from the denizens of hell. There is no shortage of creatures from the nether planes who are constantly seeking a back door into the world of men . . . and no shortage of misguided buttholes who would invite them in.
For months a mysterious presence has been lurking in the shadows, biding its time, growing more and more powerful . . . and when it is revealed, neither Dr. McLaren or any of the rest of his crack team of Psycho Proctologists--Fister, his wayward best friend; Henry, the thirteen-year-old prodigy; or Victoria, the curvaceous gynecologist--will ever be the same.
Beware the Urethrae of Annihilation . . .
They’re coming.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR W.W. Pecker is the top secret pen name of a writer who just might be Stephen King or J.K. Rowling . . . but probably isn’t. Fortunately, W. W. Pecker is just as fictional as the characters he writes about. He can sometimes be found masquerading as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Antichrist, depending upon the day. He wears boxers, not briefs, has a totally smokin’ hot body, and gets laid far more often than you do.
For unbeknownst to most, the world is under constant threat of invasion from the denizens of hell. There is no shortage of creatures from the nether planes who are constantly seeking a back door into the world of men . . . and no shortage of misguided buttholes who would invite them in.
For months a mysterious presence has been lurking in the shadows, biding its time, growing more and more powerful . . . and when it is revealed, neither Dr. McLaren or any of the rest of his crack team of Psycho Proctologists--Fister, his wayward best friend; Henry, the thirteen-year-old prodigy; or Victoria, the curvaceous gynecologist--will ever be the same.
Beware the Urethrae of Annihilation . . .
They’re coming.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR W.W. Pecker is the top secret pen name of a writer who just might be Stephen King or J.K. Rowling . . . but probably isn’t. Fortunately, W. W. Pecker is just as fictional as the characters he writes about. He can sometimes be found masquerading as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Antichrist, depending upon the day. He wears boxers, not briefs, has a totally smokin’ hot body, and gets laid far more often than you do.
114 pages, Paperback
First published December 25, 2013
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About the author
W.W. Pecker
4 books14 followersW.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author.
No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pullitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?
When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet.
No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pullitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much?
When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet.
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September 26, 2014
Fantastic! SUPERB! BRAVO, BRAVO!
Have you ever known a person that makes you question the friendship you have with them? This person makes you laugh but sometimes you wonder how you became friends in the first place. I have a friend like that, his name is Isaac, I call him Sancho. It's a long story.....but he's one of my oldest friends. He's been in my life since I was 13. He's the most loyal and most raunchy person I have ever met. Sometimes I can't take him out anywhere with me for fear what he will do. But I know I can always rely on him to have my back. He's my number one homie! And every time I read about Fister I think of sancho. My point is, I love this series because it reminds me of my friend....in a weird-over-the-top-disgusting way.
The gang is at it for one final time...but now there's a new addition, and his name is Dick. Nothing more to say to that. But I have to say he's such a great character and I wish we could get to know him more. The group is investigating demon activity at a gay bathhouse. Why is it they always end up in seedy places? Who knows, but it's a recipe for some nasty ass demons.
READ THIS SERIES IF:
You like raunchy, disgusting characters.
You like proctologist and gynecologist
A honey beaver doesn't bother you.
Stupid jokes that make you roll your eyes
And good writing.
I love bizarro genre for the diversity and this trilogy is so different from what I've read so far. I love it! I will recommend it to my friend Sancho...I know he will love it.
Have you ever known a person that makes you question the friendship you have with them? This person makes you laugh but sometimes you wonder how you became friends in the first place. I have a friend like that, his name is Isaac, I call him Sancho. It's a long story.....but he's one of my oldest friends. He's been in my life since I was 13. He's the most loyal and most raunchy person I have ever met. Sometimes I can't take him out anywhere with me for fear what he will do. But I know I can always rely on him to have my back. He's my number one homie! And every time I read about Fister I think of sancho. My point is, I love this series because it reminds me of my friend....in a weird-over-the-top-disgusting way.
The gang is at it for one final time...but now there's a new addition, and his name is Dick. Nothing more to say to that. But I have to say he's such a great character and I wish we could get to know him more. The group is investigating demon activity at a gay bathhouse. Why is it they always end up in seedy places? Who knows, but it's a recipe for some nasty ass demons.
READ THIS SERIES IF:
You like raunchy, disgusting characters.
You like proctologist and gynecologist
A honey beaver doesn't bother you.
Stupid jokes that make you roll your eyes
And good writing.
I love bizarro genre for the diversity and this trilogy is so different from what I've read so far. I love it! I will recommend it to my friend Sancho...I know he will love it.
June 2, 2014
Just won this book as a Goodreads Giveaway. I'm interested to learn more about this series.
Update: Okay. Just got the book in the mail today and I read it all in one sitting. It was a pretty short read so I wouldn't say it was a Herculean feat. That being said, I actually really enjoyed this book. Don't get me wrong, just as the title suggests, it was silly, disgusting, perverted, and downright ridiculous, but my inner 14 year old couldn't stop giggling.
Truth be told, the jokes were so vile, I kept asking myself, "My God, how can you like this crap!?!" I finally came to the realization that it is not a book written to appeal to the rational, cultured part of you, but is specifically targeting that tiny part of your psyche that titters every time someone farts, or makes an unintentional sexual innuendo. From that perspective, the book is INCREDIBLY entertaining. The short length is perfect, as you can indulge your sick, twisted side in short bursts. Fully embracing the obvious pun, Psycho Proctologists actually makes a terrific bathroom read.
Despite the subject matter, the book is very well written. The author's voice is clear and creative. I fully plan on picking up the first two books when I get the chance. I would love to read a more serious book by this author as well.
All in all, I gave this book 4 stars for it's unapologetic irreverence and the author's pure, unfettered gall.
Update: Okay. Just got the book in the mail today and I read it all in one sitting. It was a pretty short read so I wouldn't say it was a Herculean feat. That being said, I actually really enjoyed this book. Don't get me wrong, just as the title suggests, it was silly, disgusting, perverted, and downright ridiculous, but my inner 14 year old couldn't stop giggling.
Truth be told, the jokes were so vile, I kept asking myself, "My God, how can you like this crap!?!" I finally came to the realization that it is not a book written to appeal to the rational, cultured part of you, but is specifically targeting that tiny part of your psyche that titters every time someone farts, or makes an unintentional sexual innuendo. From that perspective, the book is INCREDIBLY entertaining. The short length is perfect, as you can indulge your sick, twisted side in short bursts. Fully embracing the obvious pun, Psycho Proctologists actually makes a terrific bathroom read.
Despite the subject matter, the book is very well written. The author's voice is clear and creative. I fully plan on picking up the first two books when I get the chance. I would love to read a more serious book by this author as well.
All in all, I gave this book 4 stars for it's unapologetic irreverence and the author's pure, unfettered gall.
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August 10, 2017
I won this book as a first-read, and had no idea what to expect from reading this book, although I could have guessed by the pen name and title of the book. I was able to read this book in a day and I REALLY enjoyed the humor in it! There was even some suspense! It was a light read, something you could enjoy on a short train/car trip...although you may need a book cover! Setting the content aside, and the (fictional) fact that a mother was okay with her 13 year old son being subjected to some of the material, I would have to say it was clever, witty, and well written. I'm looking forward to reading the first two books in this series!
May 26, 2017
Awesome! My first foray into bizarro and it was HILARIOUS! I hope there are more stories to come...ha ha...now my mind is in the gutter!
More to come soon!
I recieved a copy of this book from the author in exchange for my review. I bought the first two books because who wants to read the end first lol :) thanks WW!
More to come soon!
I recieved a copy of this book from the author in exchange for my review. I bought the first two books because who wants to read the end first lol :) thanks WW!
September 1, 2015
So happy I won a physical copy of this book through goodreads. I loved it as much as I did the first two. Very hilarious/irreverent.
December 5, 2025
I didn’t think W.W. Pecker could possibly top the insanity of the first two books, but Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation absolutely destroyed me — in the best and most unhinged way possible. I went in expecting chaos, but this book took my soul, shook it like a snow globe, and threw it out the window.
Following our poor, traumatised proctologist through a universe where an annihilating urethra becomes a legitimate cosmic threat is something I’ll never forget. The medical horrors, the alien chaos, the physics-breaking disasters… it’s so absurd that I had to stop reading multiple times just to breathe. I laughed so hard I’m honestly shocked I didn’t pass out. Tears. Wheezing. Actual physical pain.
This trilogy is outrageous brilliance, and book three might be the most hilariously unhinged of them all. If you want sanity — don’t read it. If you want to laugh until your body threatens to shut down, this one is perfect.
Following our poor, traumatised proctologist through a universe where an annihilating urethra becomes a legitimate cosmic threat is something I’ll never forget. The medical horrors, the alien chaos, the physics-breaking disasters… it’s so absurd that I had to stop reading multiple times just to breathe. I laughed so hard I’m honestly shocked I didn’t pass out. Tears. Wheezing. Actual physical pain.
This trilogy is outrageous brilliance, and book three might be the most hilariously unhinged of them all. If you want sanity — don’t read it. If you want to laugh until your body threatens to shut down, this one is perfect.
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