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320 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2023
“The hákarl is delivered to me in chunks, sealed in a Kilner jar lest its terrible smell frighten the horses. My friends, who stubbornly refuse to participate, watch on as I timidly unfasten the container and retrieve a gobbet with the toothpick supplied. There’s no going back now. I pop the heinous morsel in my mouth. I don’t gag, though many first-timers do, apparently. A wave of flavour breaks over my tongue, a gustatory collage of particularly disreputable public toilets. There’s a note of elderly fish, swimming valiantly against the lavatorial flow. The texture is troubling, too, a kind of rubbery malevolence. To sum up the experience, I’d probably go with ‘vulcanised litter tray’.”
“We also have taste receptors sprinkled around the body in places such as the liver, the brain and even the testes. This latter revelation, from a paper published in 2013, gave rise to a fad among young men to dangle their balls in such things as soy sauce, with some even claiming to have registered a savoury hit. The thing is, though taste receptors may be found in such extraordinary places, they’re not organised into taste buds and nor are they wired to the brain in quite the same way as the receptors in our mouths, so they don’t deliver the experience of flavour. The net result is that the participants exposed themselves not only to condiment-covered gonads but to accusations of wishful thinking.”
“For example, one of those chemicals that makes up the smell of coffee, indole, can cause problems for coffee-loving mums-to-be. To most people, indole has the odour of bad breath or faeces. In the melee of hundreds of different aromas in coffee, hardly anyone notices it. When some women become pregnant, indole’s shitty odour comes to the fore and ruins the whole experience.”
“As well as things like musk and castoreum from these animals, perfumes often contain a hint of urinary fragrance. Horrible as it may sound, our noses seem to like it.”
“There are many answers to the question of how many senses we have. It’s more than five, perhaps more than fifty. I’d argue that we learn little from the dry arithmetic process of accounting the senses. The important thing is to understand that the end result, perception – our overall sensory experience – is an alloy, an extraordinary conjoining and melding of the separate senses.”