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GREEN
A living spaceship carries three aliens to safety when their home planet is attacked. They search for the organic compound that stimulates the faster than light capability of the Lady and find it, and much more, on a planet known as Earth.
This is a tale of life and death, love and loss, picking up the pieces of a broken life, finding a purpose, and getting it on with some aliens.
This is an adult story about adult humans and adult aliens and maybe some adult ghosts in adult situations and other adult stuff.
This is a tale of life and death, love and loss, picking up the pieces of a broken life, finding a purpose, and getting it on with some aliens.
This is an adult story about adult humans and adult aliens and maybe some adult ghosts in adult situations and other adult stuff.
182 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 11, 2024
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August 4, 2025
This book contains smut. It has smut that is clinical, hot, and hilarious all at the same time, which I didn't even think was possible. That being said, it also has a great story. Johnny is a drunk and depressed former military with PTSD, sitting alone in a forest hoping to get eaten by something large, like a bear or a cougar. Instead, he is abducted by aliens- hot, sexually curious aliens who watch Earth porn. But Johnny ends up with some serious duties to perform in order to save two different alien species from extinction. He receives help from his uncle Jeff, who is able to guide Johnny through the realm of dreams and afterlife to Bess, a powerful being in the Realm that can influence the other species in their dreams. I won't spoil any more surprises, but I will tell you that in the end, Johnny, the aliens, Jeff, and Bess, all enjoy their lives, and in some cases, afterlives.
I don't know how this smut hits from a female point of view, but from a male perspective, it was great. Like, I usually skip those parts, but I enjoyed them in this book.
Green should absolutely become a cult classic, and I hope it finds serious reader support. It features enduring lines like, "This is the freakiest sh-- I've ever done." "My poop was massive." "Let's find something to stick in my butt." and "She was watching porn and trying to put things in my ass."
It's not ALL butt-related, though. In fact, the hot aliens actually have two vaginas and sensational breasts. Alright, I've probably said too much. But if this doesn't motivate you to read Green, I don't know what will. This is not the usual material Science Fiction Author Patrick F Johnson writes, but at the same time, it is so him. I hope his kids didn't read it.
I don't know how this smut hits from a female point of view, but from a male perspective, it was great. Like, I usually skip those parts, but I enjoyed them in this book.
Green should absolutely become a cult classic, and I hope it finds serious reader support. It features enduring lines like, "This is the freakiest sh-- I've ever done." "My poop was massive." "Let's find something to stick in my butt." and "She was watching porn and trying to put things in my ass."
It's not ALL butt-related, though. In fact, the hot aliens actually have two vaginas and sensational breasts. Alright, I've probably said too much. But if this doesn't motivate you to read Green, I don't know what will. This is not the usual material Science Fiction Author Patrick F Johnson writes, but at the same time, it is so him. I hope his kids didn't read it.
November 16, 2025
If you love Alien romances, You Must Read This!🌶️
It took me a minute to realize what was happening at the beginning of Green, and that’s exactly what made the experience so much fun. The story opens from the perspective of an alien race, so naturally, humans are the aliens. Once I caught on to the direction the narrative was taking, this book took off in the best, most unexpected way.
If you enjoy monster or alien romances, this one is easily one of the most erotic and scientific reads I’ve ever come across. With a spice level guaranteed to send every system into overdrive, Green is the perfect recommendation for anyone looking to push their spice meter into the stratosphere.
What begins as a human abduction spirals into an adventure where the MMC befriends multiple alien races, returns home, and later chooses, voluntarily, to go back into space as a bridge for peace between warring nations. Between aliens, spirits, and even dream walkers, this book is surprisingly rich in lore and world-building, making it one of the most entertaining alien romances I’ve ever encountered.
And I have to mention the cameo of the infamous red man with horns, the figure known to topple nations in myth. What you learn about him here? Easily one of the most amusing twists in the entire story.
The ending scene had me laughing out loud and genuinely upset there wasn’t more to follow. If you want something bold, spicy, original, and wildly entertaining, Green needs to be on your radar.
It took me a minute to realize what was happening at the beginning of Green, and that’s exactly what made the experience so much fun. The story opens from the perspective of an alien race, so naturally, humans are the aliens. Once I caught on to the direction the narrative was taking, this book took off in the best, most unexpected way.
If you enjoy monster or alien romances, this one is easily one of the most erotic and scientific reads I’ve ever come across. With a spice level guaranteed to send every system into overdrive, Green is the perfect recommendation for anyone looking to push their spice meter into the stratosphere.
What begins as a human abduction spirals into an adventure where the MMC befriends multiple alien races, returns home, and later chooses, voluntarily, to go back into space as a bridge for peace between warring nations. Between aliens, spirits, and even dream walkers, this book is surprisingly rich in lore and world-building, making it one of the most entertaining alien romances I’ve ever encountered.
And I have to mention the cameo of the infamous red man with horns, the figure known to topple nations in myth. What you learn about him here? Easily one of the most amusing twists in the entire story.
The ending scene had me laughing out loud and genuinely upset there wasn’t more to follow. If you want something bold, spicy, original, and wildly entertaining, Green needs to be on your radar.
January 15, 2026
The spice must flow! Wait wrong books. Anyway there was spice and it did indeed flow. If you’re expecting hard science fiction, I’m pretty sure the words ‘hard’ and ‘science’ were used a few times. Seeing that I pretty much binge read the book, I’d say it is a much better story than it should be! Don’t believe me? Then read it. I dare you. And make sure people see you doing it.
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