I know this book takes place in Canada because one of the characters who has lapsed health insurance needs a prescription for Percoset, so another character goes to the pharmacy and pays for it out-of-pocket with less than $50. Oh, and that's $50 Canadian, which would be, like, $37 US. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. *Sobs in American*
Also, all these 30ish-year-old characters consume are oat milk lattes and doughnuts and a ton of booze, and they all still have smoking hot bodies, so I guess I want to live in whatever fantasy world they're in.
Look, I don't want to drag a debut author. I really like the premise here - what if you never wasted four years of your life on this one romantic partner and had a chance to redo it all? - and I like the smaller details that change when the main character goes back in time (when she doesn't date that one guy, it affects which career path she chooses, which affects who she meets, where she ends up living, what she does in her free time, etc.). I like the concept of "what if my best guy friend actually became my boyfriend? how would that play out?"
But these characters are fairly bland, inconsistent, and unbelievable. For example, one minor character is presented as a sort of all-knowing witchy figure in several scenes, but it's never discussed amongst the characters or explained. In another example, one character has a physical store that sells customized sneakers; in the main timeline, it's doing really well, which I find absolutely shocking given today's economic climate toward niche retail stores, and in the alternate timeline, it's not doing well, which the Female Main Character finds shocking.
Speaking of the Female Main Character, she is horny AF, and dare I say it?, I think this novel is too sexual for my tastes. I love a good sex scene like any romance reader, but I also like leaving a bit to the imagination, and this book is almost all graphic smut that seems like it was written by super horny teens. I would love to erase all of the times the Female Main Character obsesses over the Male Main Character's gigantic penis from my brain. I'm actually not sure what kind of a friendship the two of them have (this is supposed to be friends-to-lovers, after all!) because the only thing we see them do is have sex. Oh, and we see them curling, because this is Canada.
(Also, in the author's acknowledgements at the end, she talks about her husband's anatomy being the inspiration for the book, then jokes about her kids reading this someday, then thanks her mother-in-law, and I just... ew. Call me a pearl-clutcher, but that felt icky. Didn't want to read any of that.)
Besides that, my biggest complaint about the book is that there is not enough time devoted to the main timeline. After a few opening chapters, it moves to the alternate timeline and stays there until the very end, so the majority of the novel is not "real." When the Female Main Character returns to the present, she doesn't have to work hard for the outcomes that she had in the alternate timeline, so it all seems to wrap up too neatly within two chapters.
Overall, it's not bad, but it seems to be less about the characters and the story and more about the sex, which is not my cup of tea (or should I say my oat milk latte?).
2.5 stars, rounded down for talking about massive dicks too much.