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382 pages, Hardcover
Published October 7, 2024
Sometime within the last couple of weeks of her life, Ronni Chasen allegedly confronted [Screen Gems' President & Burlesque (2010)-figurehead] CLINT CULPEPPER with allegations of disturbing behavior, sourced from her longtime client: Michael Douglas (Chasen repped both Douglas & Burlesque).
PREVIOUSLY...While attending Michael Douglas/Zeta-Jones' 2010 Halloween party, Douglas allegedly overheard guests: Clint Culpepper & Ed Buck negotiating after-party logistics, deciding if they should pickup someone [at the Halloween party], or leave now and score another skid row runaway (' ...that no one will ever miss...again')? Regardless of what was said, it was shocking enough to freak Douglas the-Fck-out.
Two days later the movie star took his concerns to Chasen... (supposedly with an ultimatum, along the lines of: '...it's him or me, you can't rep us both'[?]; or, warning: '...they're a PR Crisis-time bomb...'). Whatever Douglas said was enough for Chasen to contact Culpepper, relayinghertheir concerns (of a potential media disaster; if he and Buck were ever exposed ...like, years later, in 2017, albeit, sans Culpepper).
Culpepper allegedly told Buck this, who, in turn, retained the services of one of his frequent male prostitutes/drug den partners/will-work-4-meth sharpshooter-transients. Buck allegedly transported their shooter out to the designated spot [somewhere between Chasen's Westwood residence and LA's Chinese Theatre, for Burlesque's premier; Since Chasen was still contractually obligated to attend].
While at the premier, Culpepper supposedly kept an eye on Chasen (or maybe he was carless enough to task one of his lackeys with the chore?), and called Buck once he could confirm Chasen had departed and was en route. They could have triangulated Chasen's route via the single/most streamlined thoroughfare where she might be easily picked off -- it's only a miracle they hadn't concerned themselves with residential cameras, albeit, only more fantastic Beverly Hills PD wouldn't canvas the crime scene for recording devices, i.e. going door-to-door, inquiring into [each] residential [outdoor] security system. Srsly, Jussie Smollett was a criminal mastermind compared to these maniacs; Whereas Chicago PD actively resolved to charge to Smollett, BHPD couldn't even bother to dust Chasen's passenger-side door for fingerprints!
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Spaceballs
The Milagro Beanfield War
Ironweed
The Two Jakes
The Last Temptation of Christ
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Misery
City Slickers
Honeymoon in Vegas
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American President
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Deep Blue Sea
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Three Kings
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