Pudgy academicians compete with other pudgy (but evil) academicians in a race to be the first to discover the Lost World at the center of the Earth. Indiana Jones definitely does not ensue.
This book annoyed the hell out of me.
Even by the halfway point, there really wasn't any real justification for why the "good" scientists (GS) hated the "bad" scientists (BS), other than their own claims that they were nefarious scoundrels and whatnot. Considering that the BS were so far ahead of them in the race (because of course they were), it would have made more sense for them to join forces and pursue their goals together.
There was a remark made that the BS plan would "destroy the earth", but due to the confusing junk science, I had no idea if that was meant to be accurate or hyperbole. Being steampunk, the book is filled with junk science. But not good junk science. It ends up undermining the world building the author was trying to establish.
Being steampunk, the narrative is filled with characters with appropriately Victorian foreign-sounding names:
Narbondo (a purveyor of extra strength glues)
Frostico (an ice delivery man)
St. Yves (cosmetician)
Including a guy named Pince Nez. Not sure what that was about. Was it supposed to be ironic? The character was a senile, deaf, drunk sailor, so not exactly fitting match for a pair of eye glasses. Maybe the author just liked the sound of it and hoped the reader wouldn't know what they were? No clue.
Not a female character in sight, except for one fretful, hand wringing mother who proved incapable of protecting her son without help.
Lots of confused, muddled scenes. Having just tipped their hands to the BS, the GS consider their options:
We must attack immediately before they can prepare!
No! They'll just be expecting that!
We should call the police!
No! The police are useless!
Then we should fall back and plan!
No! What if the BS call the police on us!
Oh no, the police aren't useless!
Then we must attack immediately!
Yes! Let's attack now!
OK, we'll attack tomorrow. After breakfast, say around lunch time.
What???
I couldn't take any of this seriously. There's no humor, so it's not comedy. It's not smart enough to be satire. There is not tension, so it's not an adventure. It's just bad.
My PDF was filled with annoying, distracting typos and formatting errors. Would have been fine for a free e-book, but I think I paid $10 for it. (I see now that according to Goodreads, the PDF was published by a literary agency and not a publisher. That might explain it.)