I am not sure how to properly articulate how stinking fun, sweet, adorable, and yet also deep this story is—but I binged it in one day and entirely adore it. You’ve got a small coastal town, a meddling elderly mother figure, a British genie from a teapot, and a lovable, quirky FMC. I mean, what is not to love?!
Things I Loved:
-Flossie
-Dream Hottie
-“‘I’m usually afforded more respect than this. Alfred the Great commissioned a new ermine cloak to meet me.’ ‘Alfred and I are working with significantly different resource pools,’ I say flatly.”
-Wet towels
-Tangerine
-Great friends
-“And it occurs to me, for the first time, that no one has ever asked me the questions I’m asking Alaric; no one has ever asked if I want out of my teapot. No one has ever asked me if I like where I am or what I’m doing, if I want to change, if I want something different. Why has no one ever asked me those questions?”
-CONDOLENCES 😆
-Teach me
-“Don’t ruin the moment.”
-Raft made out of driftwood
-“I love you infinity hundred, Flossie.”
-Happy and healthy 💜
-Handholding
-“‘Mmm,’ he says, his voice musing. ‘I think you might be right.’ ‘I’m always right.’ ‘I’m certain that’s not accurate.’”
-Scent of strawberry
-“‘Your face is very red.’ ‘Yeah,’ I say. ‘Because I’m flattered and insulted. And embarrassed. And pleased, and annoyed. I’m someone who has a lot of feelings, Tangerine. Sometimes that results in excessive blushing.’ ‘Duly noted.’”
-“Friends feel this way?”
-So tall and so British
-“Perhaps that’s what being human really is, I think as I go into the bathroom and stare at my tattoo-free chest instead—feeling things, all the time, and never conveniently.”
-“Breathe, love.”
-“I think I like my teapot.”
-The whole stinking ending. 💜
This just book pulled me out of a little slump and made my day—I am still cheesing over it as I write this review. Gracie has a gift of being able to weave hard, real things into her stories in a way that makes you feel seen and hopeful—and not the least bit down. Trust me when I say that you do not want to miss out on this delightful and heartwarming book!