“EXCUSE THE Fk OUT OF ME—WHY AM I CRYING OVER HOW GOOD THIS YARNING IS?!"
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐️
Spice: 🌶️.5
Audio performance : 🎧🎧🎧🎧.5
Series: Crowns #1
Series Type: COMPLETED, Series
Genre: Fantasy
Sub Genre: High Fantasy, Historical, Romantic Fantasy
Tropes:
- Arranged marriage
- Enemies to Lovers
- Lost memorys
- Morally Black (he kills someone for her)
- Plot twists
- Political intrigue
- Secrets and Intrigue
- Slow burn
Other:
- Fantasy Species: Humans, Other fantastic creatures
- Format: Audible, Kindle Unlimited, Whisper sync
- Plot/Character Driven: Both
- Pacing: Fast
- POV: Multiple POVS
- Narration type: 3rd person limited Audio - Dual POV narration
- Character gender : F/M
- Spicy chapters: 78%
- Narrator names : Connor Brannigan, Katherine Kennard, Zach Hoffman
- Comparison titles: Game of thrones x Reign (tv show) x
- Popular boyfriend comparison: Alex (Hunt) & Mikael (Lorcan)
First of this is ROMANTIC Fantasy (Not Fantasy Romance, hard to Distinguish in 1min videos on Tiktok), so it still has romance but its not always the focus.
👨👧 Characters
OH. MY. GOSH. These characters are SERVING. I’m talking full-on, no crumbs, just GIVING IT ALL. When I say I felt EVERY. SINGLE. EMOTION. I’m not even exaggerating. Like, normally multiple POVs can feel disconnected, but not here. This? It’s like the emotional intensity hit me like a truck. You can FEEL the hurt, the confusion, the pain. You get it in your BONES. And don’t get me started on the female MCcYES, she makes mistakes! But that’s the beauty of her character! She’s not perfect, she’s real, and she’s been through the ringer. Homegirl literally LOST HER MEMORIES, and that’s NOT A SPOILER because it’s revealed straight away. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. Between the memory loss and the castle escape? Oh, I’m begging for answers. And the foreshadowing? Chef’s kiss. It’s subtle, but when it hits? You’re like DAMN, I SHOULD’VE SEEN THAT COMING!
🌎 World Building & Magic (for Fantasy lovers)
Imagine Merlin vibes with a sprinkle of political intrigue. You’ve got your medieval romance, but ALSO, it’s smart, it’s deep, and the world building? PERFECTLY paced. We get just a hint of magic, mostly magical creatures, but something tells me this is only the tip of the iceberg. And the political maneuvering? I’m HERE FOR IT. This book takes a turn you don’t see coming, and it’s such a damn nice break from the usual fantasy tropes.
♥️ What I Loved
Okay, hold up. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO SHE’S GONNA END UP WITH, AND IT’S KILLING ME. Seriously, the yearning? The tension? Ugh. It’s like a sick feeling in my stomach, and I LOVE IT. We’re dealing with MULTIPLE love interests here, and I’m not just talking two I'm saying this is a full-blown love octagon, and I AM LIVING for it. The slow burn is so delicious. The emotions hit harder than any spice would. And that uncertainty? It’s like nothing I’ve read before, and I am HERE for it.
💔 What I Didn’t Like
At first, I thought maybe I’d give this a 4.5, but NOPE. After letting it sit and marinate? I literally CAN’T think of a single thing I didn’t like. It gave me EVERY. SINGLE. EMOTION. I needed. It had me pacing around the house, reading, listening, feeling sick with excitement. It kept me on the edge of my seat, and I genuinely can’t ask for more than that.
📝 Overall Thoughts
If you need something with a solid plot and ROMANCE that is STILL everything, this is IT. This book is different, fun, and SO EXCITING. I am 100% HERE for this ride.
🚨 Spoilers Below (Because I Can’t Hold It In)
I SCREAMED when I found out this dude had THREE OTHER WIVES. Like, EXCUSE ME? I thought this guy was a main love interest? HAAAAAAA, NOPE. He’s morally GREY, but like nope, not about it. Homeboy, go away. He’s a mess, but I’m low-key obsessed with him, so I hate that I love him. If he’s not the villain, I’m about to lose my mind.
And, like, I might be lowkey team Alex, but also, IDK what’s happening with him. Is he turning into the villain? Will there be more love interests??? The questions are KILLING me. I need BOOK 2, like YESTERDAY. This story ate and I’m just sitting here, waiting for the next round.