This collection of one acts by award-winning playwright Brian M. Doyle contains five hilarious stories of murder, fetishes, art, paranoia, and komodo dragons. What do you do when you need to stash a body, but still live with your mother? What if your loving husband had a stash of midget porn? What if your career depended on a male prostitute who doesn't speak English? The answers to impractical, uncomfortable questions like these can be found in this fantastic, non-Pulitzer Prize winning book.“The best... very dark comedy” – The Sentinel (Dead Weight)“I think Mr. Doyle has some serious mental issues” – Mr. McPherson, Brian's high school Latin teacher“Would you please pick up your !%#@ socks?” – McCall, Brian's very patient and beautiful wife