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368 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 12, 2024
“The rabbit… it’s really cute. Go find something else,” I urge.
The look Casimir’s giving me tells me I’m being ridiculous.
“Go… Go find something… ugly? We’re only allowed to eat ugly things now?”
“Yes, just… let that one go. Find something else.”
“This is fucking ridiculous,” Casimir grumbles, but he sighs and disappears before returning, this time with an opossum in his hand. “Here. It’s nice and ugly. I made sure to grab the ugliest one. Is this edible?”
It looks me right in the eyes, causing an instant connection. I grimace. “Casimir, it looked at me.”
Ezio once claimed to be a scientist. It was about a hundred years ago and he really liked using leeches, so go forward at your own risk.”
“I feel like Ezio’s entire life is a midlife crisis.”
“Don’t even get me started on when he came to me and told me he was going to be a goat farmer until one headbutted him.”
“What’d he do after that?” “I don’t know. He found some stray human and gave him the house and told him to take care of his goats until he came back. I don’t think he ever came back.”