A Series of Very Unfortunate Monsters; Oh The Places They'll Go

by Halimah Bint David

General Farts-A-Lot and his son Maynard Omelet have travelled out of their world for the first time. Will they succeed with their plans to make humans love them, more than Allah?

53 pages, Kindle Edition

First published December 20, 2013

About the author

After a decade of spousal abuse & being tortured by DAESH in Thailand. I am challenging the status quo & terrorist's— I wrote several cookbooks freeing Muslims of the Democratic party & radical ideologies with sweet and savoury foodie recipes. Absolute show-stopper, poetry is not dead.

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Ar Rashid
By: Halimah Bint David

Give me the Quran with a proper and complete understanding. Make it a most valuable jewel within my breast, light upon light, reliever of every difficulty and harm.

Beautiful immortal youth serve fruits of every kind on platter of gold.

Have you yet taken refuge in the beautiful words of Allaah found in the Quran printed from trees found within deep woods, away from mainstream life, 
followed by streams on their courses 
and seen a rock fall down, jump or break open bringing forth a fresh spring of water from fear of Allaah, alone?

Did you ever bathe in a perfume 
and dry yourself with a light, you did and still do everytime you remember Allaah sub wana ta ala words and recite them over yourself daily and even more so when you make wudu and pray 2 rakats asking Allaah's forgiveness.

Have you spent an evening 
as I have done among moon lit gardens and rose vines laying down on the cold sweet grass gazing lovingly up throughout colorful bright space forgetful of all kinds of harm suffered lost in happy bliss at that very moment?

My delight after my daily salat and from sujood al shukr is far brighter.

problems? They all are but the tunnels of moles, soon to be lost and forgotten
threads in the lone spider's web. 

About Me:

I did it, after a decade of spousal abuse I finally wrote 7 beautiful books expressing tenacity, kindness and faith in the face of all evils. Where We Go One We Go All is a series of beautiful poetry, delicious recipes, short history lessons and daily dua.

Jazzaka Allaahu Khairun.


In Celebration of al Musawwir
By: Halimah bint David

My beloved children appeared as birds in a nest
but one.
an egg. Empty hollow egg.

My baby's looked like little baby blue jays.  

My enemies

Reviews

[Louisa Foreman · Rating 5 out of 5]

I thoroughly enjoyed this children's story and sharing it with my five year old son. His attention waxes and wanes, but he listened attentively the entire time. My son found it hilarious; and I thought the plot was fantastic, containing Islamic values I'm trying to instill in my son. He laughed at the jokes at the end of the story too. Reading this story was the highlight of my day. My son and I had a very difficult day, due to his behavior, and it was the first time we bonded all day. I look forward to reading the next book in this series.

[Halimah David · Rating 5 out of 5]

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