DNF @ 43%
Ok, it is very very very RARE that I want to rage on a book. I am one of those people that just reads for fun. I a lot of the time enjoy books that NONE of my friends do and just allow the story to envelop me as a whole.
Then there came Fierce, which turned me into a ragey beast woman, who actually questioned the whole of the publishing world for a moment.
Now, I'm not anti-self publishing.
I'm very PRO self publishing and read loads of self published authors and support, share, wrap them up in my own personal fangirl blanket and nourish them.
However, I feel like there are some authors that don't listen to ANYTHING. I even question if they hired editors, because no WAY editor would let slide, the type of stuff that was in this book.
Let me explain.
I was going to read this whole book. Honestly, if I'm gonna rage, I want the full encompassing reason to rage. However, I couldn't. I just could not waste another second on a book that was so poorly constructed. Some may call this a 'bully review' Ok, I'll let you have my bully review and I'll raise you head hopping, poorly constructed characters, and internal dialogue that sounded like I read reading Dr. Seuss.
You can go ahead and say I'm being mean.
That's fantastic for you that you loved this book. I thought I would too, the little teaser images were very misleading. As was the blurb.
You get this big impression that this is a story about the a-typical virgin and this awesomely alpha cage fighter.
Um, NO!
Most of the characters are stupid. They are made even more stupid when their inner dialogue sounds like "No I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am."
I'm really NOT playing this up, I have examples:
"I mean, I've known for a long time people don't really like to sit next to me. I don't really care about the reason. I don't care at all that they don't want to sit next to me. I like being on my own. I have Evie. Enough friends for me." 22% Loc. 791
Does she smell bad? Does she have bad breath? Does she has some sort of deformity that is repelling people? People just don't, not want to sit next to you, most people don't care!
"His words make my insides broil." 22% Loc. 814
Broil? Really? You sure you want to use this word?
"But I don't come any closer. I don't move one muscles." 23% Loc.827
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them sam I am.
"My groin clenches, and my clit thumps." 23% Loc. 842
I just... I can't... Yeah....
"I want to give them back what they gave to me, and this is the only way to do it.
I want to help them. I want to give back to them." 25% loc. 916
You sure? You want to give back to them. I'm not quite clear, you didn't quite SAY IT ENOUGH IN THREE SENTENCES!
"I gasp. "Oh my God! You've read Harry Potter? God, it's been ages since I last saw that book." 36% loc. 1278
Ages? Really? Since Harry Potter? The damned last movie JUST came out on free on demand and they still have a Harry Potter display in every Barnes and Noble. Ages you say? What are we doing here. I don't understand. I was close to done at this point anyways.
So, those are a FEW of my examples. However, the author likes to post on kindle boards were are all lying meanies and she didn't write these things. So I made sure to include the percent and the location on my kindle.
I'm not done. Not by a long shot.
So, like I said we got lied to in all these fantastical teasers. Hunter. This highly marketed Alpha Male? HA! No! Hunter spends 99.9% of his time beat up, limping into his dorm, and grunting like a cave man. Grunting does not an alpha male make. Top that off when the other 1% when he's acting human. He's just dumb. Like meat head worst kind of male dumb.
Then we have Autumn. This self professed virgin and geek. Well, she doesn't act like a geek. She just acts like a doormat that allows her, lesbian? BFF to control every other friendship she has other than her own, so she can keep Autumn in her little bubble so she can secret lust after her?
This storyline is there, just really really poorly done. The storyline is just that though. You have no effing clue what is going on 99.9% of the time. And the romance? Nope, there is NO ROMANCE! The characters act one way one page then totally different the other. None of the secondary characters are even likable for you to give a crap about them. Then the BFF is running off with this chick randomly and leaving Autumn alone then yelling at her when she finds out Autumn was with Hunter.
Excuse me, I need to bang my head against the wall.
Ok, I'm done, if I missed anything, I'm sure another reviewer will pick it up. It has been awhile since I read this and to be honest, I'm shocked I remembered as much as I did. I think my anger kept it fresh in my brain.
*I received a copy of this book from Clarissa Wild Via NetGalley in exchange for an HONEST review*