Zero stars
I rarely, if ever, write book reviews. However, this piece of text warrants a review; or rather a warning to whoever is considering picking it up.
Please do not think this is me attempting humor- I am actually very serious.
Have you ever listened to a toddler telling a story? Well, the way they do it is they begin with random events, then other random people show up, then at some point, after ten minutes of incoherent ramblings, the story suddenly ends.
This book felt a lot like that. It is the most pointless string of words and sentences put together. I only kept on reading because I was curious to learn why this was, not only published, but also written.
Seriously, why?