The Grumpy Goblin and the Glittering Glitter Gun

by Shubham Shukla

In a world where goblins grumble and gnomes tinker, Grungo the grumpy goblin's prized gnome-napper vanishes, replaced by a rainbow-hued contraption called the Glittering Glitter Gun. A hilarious chase for revenge leads to an unexpected glitter war, sparking a truce and transforming Grungo from grumpy to gleeful, proving that even the most hardened heart can be softened by a touch of the absurd and a whole lot of sparkle.

20 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 26, 2024

About the author

Meet Shubham Shukla, a accomplished professional with many years of experience in corporate fields. He is a seasoned expert with a deep understanding of the digital marketing landscape, he has a proven track record of driving business growth and profitability. In his book "Career's Quest: Proven Strategies for Mastering Success in Your Profession." he shares his insights and strategies for self-assessment, goal-setting, navigating the workplace, professional development, and career advancement. Drawing on his own experiences and those of other successful professionals, Shubham provides readers with a comprehensive and actionable guide to mastering their careers. He is dedicated to helping others navigate the challenges of the modern job market and achieve success in their careers.

Reviews

[Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!* · Rating 1 out of 5]

Glitter gun?



That's not a glitter gun, that's a fucking MURDER GUN. (It's not actually even a gun, it's some kind of fucked up A.I. shit, made into a "book" cover, actually FOR SALE, by someone who obviously doesn't give a shit.)

And that goblin? ALSO FUCKING MURDEROUS. He's not "grumpy", he wants to put a cap in yo' ass. RUN, CHILDREN, RUN FROM THE FUCKING MURDER GOBLIN!!!!!!

Anyway, that's exactly how much thought went into producing this abomination. Yeah, I know I've been railing on a lot of A.I.-diarrhea lately. Usually I don't bother unless someone's actively promoting their shit. This particular set just happens to be the worst thing I've seen this week, and it totally deserves it. Just the act of putting these affronts up for sale, for cash money, makes it eligible for all the well-deserved treatment. These are all my honest reviews, presenting my genuine feelings and critical evaluation of the specific title.

Let's see how good a job the A.I.-wielding scammer did on the interior:



Great fucking job. Obviously a lot of care and love of children's literature and fostering of young minds went into this whole affair.