In a world ravaged by death and destruction, hope is a rare commodity. But amidst the despair, a figure emerges - the Mall Cop, a legendary hero whose feats of bravery are whispered in awed tones across the desolate wasteland.
Yet as with all legends, the truth is far from glamorous. Dwayne, the real Mall Cop, is a slacker, surviving only through sheer luck and cowardice. But survive he does, even as the tales of his courage spread.
When the town of Stumpsville falls under the iron grip of vicious bandits, Dwayne boldly bumbles to the rescue, inadvertently saving the day through sheer incompetence. Matters get worse for Dwayne as he is forced on a perilous quest to retrieve stolen supplies and he finds himself caught amid an invasion by a ruthless army. Will he survive? Probably, since this is the first book.