1.5: "I didn't like it." / "It was okay."
First Dragon Age novel not written by a member of the Dragon Age team and I don't know if that's what made it the worst one, but it is definitely the worst one. On a scale of "The Masked Empire" to "The Calling," this is worse than the Calling. So good news, we get to redefine the scale! And bad news, this is not a very good book.
This book is a nested narrative, where Valya, an elven Tower apprentice who's put herself in for the Grey Wardens to get away from the Mage/Templar war, finds the journal of Isseya, an elven Tower mage who joins the Grey Wardens to distinguish herself from her double handicap. Isseya's story probably wouldn't be so remarkable, except that she's the sister of Garahel, the Hero of the Fourth Blight... and that she is a blood mage who is responsible for what eventually became the death of all the world's griffons.
I liked Isseya fine. I liked Valya fine. But where it's the characters of the Dragon Age novels that usually shine, I didn't really care about anyone in this book. It's a competently written book, more narratively sound than any of the David Gaider novels, for example, but there's not a lot of life in it.
There's also some... weirdness in here. I get that the Blight in Origins was the world's most discount Blight and was not in any way reflection of a real Blight. At first I thought it would be cool to actually see why, to see how the Fourth Blight was different. After reading 10 years of that dumb Blight, I think the answer is that because there wasn't an RPG party there to be a four man death dealing team. The problem with this book is that I, personally, fought a Blight. I went through the deep roads and killed like 600 darkspawn with just me and my three friends. It's game logic, but seeing these characters in the same situation, with a thousand darkspawn against them, and they have thirty Wardens riding thirty savage griffons, and the book is trying to tell me that's huge terrible odds, and I'm like, well, no, that's not REASONABLE. Even though this version is way more likely, it just seems like the reason it took ten years to finish the Fourth Blight is because nobody bothered to reload their save and go after the Archdemon in Antiva City in 5:19 Exalted. Most of the Dragon Age novels excel because they tie the conflict into characters. The Stolen Throne was mostly about the complex net of relationships between Maric, Loghain, Rowan, and Katriel. The Calling was mostly about Duncan and Genevieve, Maric and Fiona. Asunder was mostly about Cole and Cole's relationships with the others. The Masked Empire was mostly about the game of politcs and betrayal between Celene, Briala, and Gaspard, and about the mystery of Felassan.
This book is just about a bunch of generic heroes fighting a Blight and doing a pretty shitty job of it. Not being involved in their personal stories, I just couldn't connect enough to divorce myself from the knowledge of how dumb the plot was. And then to build on top of that, not really caring about the characters in turn made me have ZERO TOLERANCE for that shit tie-in novels do when it's like AND THEN SHE EXPENDED THIRTY MANA AND CAST CRUSHING PRISON and it makes me cringe and want to hide the book from itself to protect it from how embarrassed it should be.
Looking at this review I should REALLY go one star, but I just can't. I enjoyed it because it was full of Dragon Age lore and I learned some stuff and there were griffons in it and I'm a shill.