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Fifty Shades of Ozma
RETURN TO OZ (IN A LESS SCARY VERSION THAN THE SCARY 80'S MOVIE)...
Eighteen-year-old Dorothy finds herself in a mysterious land where sex toys grow on trees...
AS DOROTHY EXPLORES NUDE ERECTIONS (AS WELL AS NEW DIRECTIONS)...
Where terrifying wheelers both frighten and titillate her...
AND FINALLY MEETS HER MATCH IN OZMA (BOW CHICKA WOW WOW)...
Where Dorothy's body is worshipped by princesses, queens, and kings...and machines too!
IN THIS EROTIC TWIST ON THE CLASSIC TALE, OZMA OF OZ.
Lillian Jacobs is the author of Fifty Shades of Oz, an erotic parody of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Eighteen-year-old Dorothy finds herself in a mysterious land where sex toys grow on trees...
AS DOROTHY EXPLORES NUDE ERECTIONS (AS WELL AS NEW DIRECTIONS)...
Where terrifying wheelers both frighten and titillate her...
AND FINALLY MEETS HER MATCH IN OZMA (BOW CHICKA WOW WOW)...
Where Dorothy's body is worshipped by princesses, queens, and kings...and machines too!
IN THIS EROTIC TWIST ON THE CLASSIC TALE, OZMA OF OZ.
Lillian Jacobs is the author of Fifty Shades of Oz, an erotic parody of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
65 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 6, 2013
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February 24, 2018
Fifty Shades Of Ozma
PLOT: Dorothy (after enjoying a pleasurable thrust with the Captain) gets thrown overboard and finds herself out to sea on a raft. When they reach land they've come to the land of Oz. But this is NOT the Oz that we've read about. The lunch pails have a variety of sex toys, the Tin man is an all purposed sex machine ready to please Dorothy called Dik Dok, and her companion is a flesh eater (a male sex toy). They all have a run in with Wheelers who are angered because they claim the sex toy lunch boxes planted belong to them. Then find themselves in Queen Eva's castle who imprisons Dorothy because she won't exchange heads (after giving her some head with her heads). They're soon all freed by Ozma and set out to find the real ruler of the land whose imprisoned by the Evil King.
MY THOUGHTS: I hardly ever read erotic books like this, that are straight out xxx rated, but.. Well I was curious. That and (well I'll leave that alone). The only scene I found arousing was the beginning one with Dorothy and the Captain on the ship. The others didn't quite get it for me. There were a couple girl on girl sexcapades that involved being ate out (front and back). Which I'm not into lesbian sex. And the scenes with the aggressive Wheelers and Dik Dok didn't really do it for me either. Nor did Dorothy's self-satisfaction with various objects at the end. Just not my kinda arousing!
RATING 3: Wasn't even really worth the 2.00 I spent on it. But well I guess you get what you pay for. I didn't even remember the end of the book. I had to go back and read the last few chapters. And I usually have a pretty good memory. Which says this book didn't make much of an impression on me sexually or otherwise.
PLOT: Dorothy (after enjoying a pleasurable thrust with the Captain) gets thrown overboard and finds herself out to sea on a raft. When they reach land they've come to the land of Oz. But this is NOT the Oz that we've read about. The lunch pails have a variety of sex toys, the Tin man is an all purposed sex machine ready to please Dorothy called Dik Dok, and her companion is a flesh eater (a male sex toy). They all have a run in with Wheelers who are angered because they claim the sex toy lunch boxes planted belong to them. Then find themselves in Queen Eva's castle who imprisons Dorothy because she won't exchange heads (after giving her some head with her heads). They're soon all freed by Ozma and set out to find the real ruler of the land whose imprisoned by the Evil King.
MY THOUGHTS: I hardly ever read erotic books like this, that are straight out xxx rated, but.. Well I was curious. That and (well I'll leave that alone). The only scene I found arousing was the beginning one with Dorothy and the Captain on the ship. The others didn't quite get it for me. There were a couple girl on girl sexcapades that involved being ate out (front and back). Which I'm not into lesbian sex. And the scenes with the aggressive Wheelers and Dik Dok didn't really do it for me either. Nor did Dorothy's self-satisfaction with various objects at the end. Just not my kinda arousing!
RATING 3: Wasn't even really worth the 2.00 I spent on it. But well I guess you get what you pay for. I didn't even remember the end of the book. I had to go back and read the last few chapters. And I usually have a pretty good memory. Which says this book didn't make much of an impression on me sexually or otherwise.
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