As per crochet book rules, some inoffensive items; some that I don't think would look good on anyone; one I loved the concept of, but hated the execution; and a couple I may attempt in the future. Nothing I fell absolutely in love with, but I'm picky. I did like the essays and articles that came after nearly every pattern. I had just mentioned to my mother that I need to relearn how to read stitch diagrams when, lo and behold! "Read Stitch Diagrams"! I was just starting to get tired of hunting through my emails and bookmarks for that "Magic Circle" link my sister sent me when, ta-da! A one-page how-to. Stick a copy on the front of a pattern binder and hunt no more! "A Different Kind of Post" is a fabulous essay because it totally validates me sometimes-desire to be a housewife. (A sometimes-desire always foiled by my lack of romantic entanglements. Oh, well. Back to the salt mines.) I mostly make blankets because gauge doesn't really matter – who cares if it's six inches longer or shorter than the pattern dictates? It still covers the bed/couch and keeps me warm. But I'm running out of room for blankets and people to give them to, so I've been thinking that I should start expanding my repertoire. Scarves are boring, I have plenty of hats (I currently wear three. At the same time. Layered together. Because it's fracking cold this year.)… It must be time for sweaters. But… Gauge? Have no fear! "A Note on Gauge" is here! (Okay, I'm weird. But that's why I'm awesome.) So the short essays and articles earned this one an extra star. Would I buy it? No. Would I visit CrochetMe.com? Perhaps. But not 'til I catch up on …everything else.