Desperate gives you tips for finding love on the Internet. Never has a man so deluded about his own skills at love gone into print. Buy it now so you can avoid his mistakes (unless you've already made them)
"Sad, disgusting, no human being can really be like this." Janet Anderson - gardener and secret lover.
"I just like to laugh at him." Irish Tony - friend.
"A builder of bridges - he brings together men and women and teaches them how to love in his own, crippled, inadequate, but ultimately fulfilling way." Arnold Smart - car dealer and poet.
"It's shit." Mervyn Gurdrock - rival in love.
"Just buy it. It's cheap. It's now. It's my life." Desperate.