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112 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 27, 2014
My boyfriend is an asshole.I think the blurb covers the outline of this story!
A pure, one of a kind, I-wish-I-was-making-this-up asshole.
Every year, I write "Dump his ass" as my most important resolution, but I've never done it.
Until now.
Well, kind of ...
Instead of showing up to our "secret" engagement party, I've shown up to the airport--ready and willing to go wherever the next flight is bound. Determined to keep and fulfill all of my resolutions, I'm proud of myself for finally striking out on my own.
Until I never make it to my final destination. Until the sexy stranger who sat next to me on the plane changes everything. Until my "last resolution" is fulfilled a lot earlier than I thought...
“I look like a murderer to you?” He’s smirking.
“No, but since I took my eyes of you for five seconds, you could’ve used that time to drug my drink.”
“You’ve only been able to take eyes off of me for five second?”
“It’s been a while since I’ve talked to anyone outside of my clients and my family, so thought it would be nice to get to know someone new.”
“How sad. I know a therapist if you need one.”






"Okay, Paris.” He pulls me close and whispers against my lips, “I need you to stop being so f*cking sarcastic. Right now. It’s not having the effect on me that you think it is, and the next time something smart comes out of your sexy ass mouth, I’m going to show you exactly what that effect really is."
“The next few days pass with us following the same routine: We work siting side by side durint the afternoons, and during breaks, he insists on reading me passages from his favorite books. Of course, they’re all erotic novels…”
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“… The best part of these days is the end, because for whatever reason, he feels the need to personally escort me to my room. Then he always asks, “Are you sleeping alone?’ ”
“We need to redefine the lines of our best friend partnership, Paris. This is so out of bounds for appropriate conversation...”
“Blake was down there for a very long time—a very, very long time.”
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11. And I still need a number eleven ...
(Pick Blake up from the Nashville airport in four days...He wants to make sure two of the things on this list are ALWAYS taken care of...)

