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Vampire Management: Why Your Job Sucks
I’m a vampire and I’m your manager. I'd rather drink your blood than coffee. Your job sucks because you work for me. For years I’ve owned you, controlled you, and made your life miserable, but not anymore. I’m retiring and I’m sharing some secrets that just might get me killed. I don’t care – I’m dead already.
Vampires rule over corporate fiefdoms and control workers by the minute. You know you’re working for a vampire when your manager doesn’t care about your goals, your family life, and the misery you endure just to do your job. If you hate your job because of your manager, your coworkers, or because you can’t afford to quit you’re probably working for a vampire.
You might dream of breaking free from the corporate graveyard to pursue your life’s passion. People warn you not to get your hopes up. To hell with them. Get your hopes up. Try hard and harder. Create goals. If you want to achieve you have to get your hopes up or there's nothing for you to look forward to. If you aren’t willing to take a chance, come by my office, bare your neck, and I’ll put you out of our misery.
Vampire Management: Why Your Job Sucks is a biting look at today’s corporate environment and its control of the workforce. Management consultant and author Joseph Phillips explores the dynamics of office life from the viewpoint of a bitter and aging vampire. It’s an honest look at why so many workers are unhappy in their careers, feel stuck in a job they hate, and how people can escape from vampire managers. This is a read you can sink your teeth into.
Joseph Phillips is the author of:
Project Management for Small Business
The Project Management Professional Study Guide
The PMP Lab Manual
The CAPM/PMP All-in-One Book
IT Project Management: On Track from Start to Finish
The Lifelong Project
Vampires rule over corporate fiefdoms and control workers by the minute. You know you’re working for a vampire when your manager doesn’t care about your goals, your family life, and the misery you endure just to do your job. If you hate your job because of your manager, your coworkers, or because you can’t afford to quit you’re probably working for a vampire.
You might dream of breaking free from the corporate graveyard to pursue your life’s passion. People warn you not to get your hopes up. To hell with them. Get your hopes up. Try hard and harder. Create goals. If you want to achieve you have to get your hopes up or there's nothing for you to look forward to. If you aren’t willing to take a chance, come by my office, bare your neck, and I’ll put you out of our misery.
Vampire Management: Why Your Job Sucks is a biting look at today’s corporate environment and its control of the workforce. Management consultant and author Joseph Phillips explores the dynamics of office life from the viewpoint of a bitter and aging vampire. It’s an honest look at why so many workers are unhappy in their careers, feel stuck in a job they hate, and how people can escape from vampire managers. This is a read you can sink your teeth into.
Joseph Phillips is the author of:
Project Management for Small Business
The Project Management Professional Study Guide
The PMP Lab Manual
The CAPM/PMP All-in-One Book
IT Project Management: On Track from Start to Finish
The Lifelong Project
104 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 8, 2011
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Joseph Phillips
78 books5 followersJOSEPH PHILLIPS, PMP is a project management consultant, instructor, and owner of Project Seminars, Inc. and Instructing.com. He is the author of several project management books, including PMP: Project Management Professional Study Guide and IT Project Management: On Track from Start to Finish.
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