Stuff I Read – Escape from the Carnival of Horrors by R L Stine Review
So I picked this up to read with my partner, because it seems like such a great idea to read a choose your own adventure aloud with booze involved. And I have the entire first series of Goosebumps and most of the Give Yourself Goosebumps line of books, of which this is the first. So indeed, some beer in hand, me and my partner decided to sit down and play through some endings. And I must say, this is not very good. I mean, as far as choose your own adventures go, this might be fine, as it does provide a lot of different options and various endings. But there is something strange about a lot of the options, in that they aren’t really options. I suppose it’s possible that this is meant to make it different from other, normal choose your own adventures, but it really made parts of this book frustrating, even with booze.
On the other hand, I’m a fan of the Goosebumps series, having learned to read thanks to these books, and so it’s difficult not to look at this not through the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia. The basic premise, that you and some friends jump a fence into a carnival and find yourselves in some “terrifying” circumstances, is fair enough. There is that supernatural quality to it, and it allows the book to homage some other great carnival clichés. And there are some varied options to take, either with your friends or by flying solo for most of the time, though there are times when you are forced to either be with or apart from your friends. And the various resolutions were okay, though as with many choose your own stories, the options didn’t always make sense for what the consequences are.
And, again, the biggest problem that I had with this was that there were far too many non-options that were disguised as legitimate “choices.” Deciding right or left when there is no way to discern which might lead to a better outcome, is not really satisfying. Similarly, having options like “point randomly on this wheel” or “what day of the week is it” or “how much do you weigh” don’t do much to make things move along in a satisfying manner. It’s all too frustrating, too up to things that have nothing to do with choice, and smack a bit of running out of ideas and so not wanting to give the reader too many options. Which is a bit a shame, and probably due in large part to this being written for children. Like them, though, the best option is to basically pick “wrong” and then just lie to “choose” the “right” path. And that’s just a bit too much.
This wasn’t a terrible read, though, and had a bit of a Something Wicked This Way Comes vibe to parts of it. It also references other Goosebumps stories, like Monster Blood and Night of the Living Dummy, which was nice and made the Goosebumps fan in me nerd out a little bit. That said, there aren’t all that many “good” endings. I know that’s on purpose, because the “good” endings are supposed to be more difficult to find, but it was a little disheartening that even many of the “good” endings weren’t really all that good, that they involved rampant destruction or some messing up of space and time. Still, my partner found probably the best option out of everything, and I found one that left everything a smoldering crater. So I guess we both won.
And in the end, it was still kind of fun to do, more so because of the drinking but still a fun and rather enjoyable time. The writing is light and definitely for kids, and it’s cliché and rather groan-worthy at time for some of the jokes and some of the things that are supposed to be scary. As an adult reading this I can’t help but be a bit disappointed that the magic here is gone a little. Not that all of it is. I mean, I have gone back and read some of the original Goosebumps and some of them do hold up well. This one just doesn’t do all that well, and so I must give it a 4.5/10.