ᨒ 3/5 stars
࿔”You’ve been chosen. By one of the rarest creatures in the galaxy. For one of the greatest honors that exists. He wants you. Only the stars know why. You look like a rusted bolt that somehow managed to grow a set of legs.”
I got this book for Christmas from someone in my family (I don’t remember who) ages ago. Since then I’ve read a lot of a books. While reading these books, this book kind of got forgotten on my shelf. Anyways flash forward I was bored today and decided to read this book. I love dragons and prayed this wouldn’t disappoint.
With such high expectations, reading this book felt like being thrown off a cliff.
Did I laugh at any of the jokes? - They didn’t even make my smile a bit.
But did I enjoy reading the book? - Ehhhhhhhh
It was ok for a quick one-day read. I think the majority of my issues with this book stem from the fact that I’m most likely not the age this book is aimed at. I would recommend this book to kids in third to fifth grade. I am not a kid in third to fifth grade.
ᨒ ABOUT THE BOOK
This book takes place mostly on mars, pretty far off in the future. Mars has two dragons that protect it, just like every other planet, moon, and star that has a dragon representing it. Mars was supposed to be a second Earth; a place for humans to find their riches. All they had to do was kill the dragon on Mars to make the planet habitable.
Things were going great. The humans had convinced the Mar’s two moon dragons to betray the dragon who protected Mars. One issue though, when the humans killed the dragon, he didn’t make the planet habitable, he cursed it. Now, in the future Mars is a desolate planet that struggles to survive. That is, until Lunar discovers a new dragon.
ᨒ ABOUT THE CHARACTERS
꩜LUNAR JONES
“Even though the wind increases and the darkness grows thicker- so thick that it feels like shadows are crawling over my skin and running down my back like sludge- I know one thing is true: I am not afraid.”
I have some big feelings about this wimp. I’ve never read a book with such a boring main character. At one point, I got so angry at his Mary-Sue traits that I threw my book across the room and into my wall. Afterwards I was even madder because the book left a dent in my wall. He’s supposed to be this brave, one of a kind dude that does it like no one else does. He was anything but that.
I’ve books with stupid characters, but at least none of them were boring.
Brave? - He’s supposed to be.
The chosen one? - Obviously.
“Jake stop, this isn’t you”? - Every other page.
I gave up on Lunar having a comeback about halfway through the book. His reactions and responses make zero sense. He’s constantly talking about how he’s never scared because he “already died”. But he hasn’t “already died”, he had one, singular near death experience. If this was set in a world where people don’t die, like Neal Shusterman’s Arc of Scythe series, it would make sense for someone to have a warped perception of life after almost dying. BUT the world of The Last Dragon on Mars isn’t like that. People live and die completely normally, and on top of that, Lunar lives on a dying planet where near death experiences are as common as dust. All this and our main character still has the AUDACITY to make it his whole personality.
“It’s the same anger I felt down in the habitat. Pulsing and hungry. Out of control.”
Lunar wasn’t all bad. Occasionally I agreed with the way he dealt with things. Most of the time I didn’t. Because when he’s pulled away from the TWELVE KIDS he was supposed to take care of, he doesn’t give them more than two thoughts. He asks for them to be taken care of while he trains to be a knock off dragon rider, but that’s it. He visits them once at the end of the book, and it’s not even for a whole paragraph. No tearful reunions, just a passing mention.
“She waits for me to acknowledge her clever wordplay. “Very clever wordplay,” I say.
I have no way to wrap my head around how Lunar acts, and also no way to wrap up this segment. So uh, we’re talking about Dread now, yay!
꩜DREAD/ARES
“Heavy. Love . . . weighs too much for you? Why are humans so weak? Your arms are like toothpicks”
I actually liked Dread a bit. He was a loyal, good boy. One of the only scenes I actually liked was Dread and Lunar’s first meeting. I enjoyed that part a lot, and it was mostly because of Dread. Dread is an ostentatious brat and I am here for it.
Dread put his needs out there, but also worked to help Lunar (even if he didn’t deserve it). Dread knew what he wanted before he actually discovered why he wanted it; revenge. He shows us this through random bursts of anger over petty little things. He was betrayed because of a petty desire that one of his moons had.
Putting that to the side, the previously mentioned bursts of anger were something I couldn’t quite get behind. Dread is supposed to be the reincarnation Ares, a character that typically displays madness. It does make sense for Dread to get mad, but not over little things like accidentally killing a butterfly. Rather, I would expect him to find some gratification in it. But I digress, this change to the typical depiction of Ares was entertaining.
So, while I enjoyed reading all of the scenes with Dread in them, his character was a little confusing. That’s all fine though because any dragon is a 10/10 for me.
“You are mine. I am yours. Now, let’s figure out how to get home.”
ᨒFINAL THOUGHTS
“She’ll be back. And when she comes, we have to be ready”
・This book had some weird time skips. One moment Lunar would be facing down the biggest dragon in the solar system and the next he’s briefing his flight crew on how to win the war. Like, pause. WHAT HAPPENED?? HOW DID WE GET HERE?? I was honestly confused at most of the time skips. Not all of them were as bad as the one I mentioned, and a lot of them made sense. It was just . . . a little odd.
・I saw a lot of advertisements for this book in one of my favorite bookstores when it first came out, but only at that one bookstore. So, I expected it to be somewhat niche. I think it could maybe be considered niche by some people? But I wouldn’t say so.
・I wouldn’t completely trust my opinions on this book, I’ve already mentioned it, but I’m not the target age range. If you looking for a good book for ages 8-12(ish) I would recommend this book. it’s a quick read and I think I would have loved this book at that age.
・World building was fine. It felt like the same three facts about the universe kept getting repeated over and over again. The general concept behind this book is. So. Cool. I love the idea of dragons born in/on celestial bodies, it has so much potential. And the current events are written well, I just wish we knew more about the past.
・Way early on in this too long review I mentioned the “Jake stop, this isn’t you” trope. I said that because there’s an ongoing thing in the book where Lunar is the only one who can control Dread’s anger. This trope wouldn’t be so bad if it wasn’t for the fact that Lunar says a lot of things along the line of “Only my voice can calm him”. It was a little cringe, but not awful.
❤︎At the end of the day, this book isn’t the best peice of literature I have ever read, but it certainly isn’t the worst. I’ve mentioned the age I recommend this book for at least two times now, so I’m not going to mention it again.
ᨒQUOTES I LOVED -
ᨒ “Do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
I shrug. "The bad news, I guess?"
"Alright. You're a horrible student."
ᨒ “That jolts a laugh out of me. "Wow. We're getting real honest today. Cool, cool, cool. Wasn't ready for that. Can I change my mind and go with the good news instead?”
ᨒ “What if we dream together?"
ᨒ "Mars is a place for survivors, and that’s exactly what I am. A survivor.”
ᨒ”The first settlers found their crops wouldn’t grow. Animals hunted them. Storms raged endlessly. It took three generations to figure out the truth: Mars was doomed.”
ᨒ "When humanity discovered that Earth's dragon had sacrificed herself to make their home planet habitable, they set their sights on Mars. If one dead dragon could breathe life into a world, why not create another one?"
ᨒ "Either they keep their feet moving and their stomachs full, or this planet will rust them.”
ᨒ "With less food, less resources, less everything, the rest of the solar system is ready to give up on Mars.”
ᨒ "What he finds there, buried in the Martian dust, might just be the only hope left for a dying planet.”
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I will find a book I like . . . . Eventually.