How little most people comprehend of the white-hot power of buried evil.
4 ½ stars. "A Cold Night for Alligators" is the third of Viggy Parr Hampton's offers that I've read in just the past months. If I had to rank my experiences so far, I'd still have to place the übercreepy "Much Too Vulgar" in first place, a book that still haunts me some months later. No, that one had me sleeping on the edge of my bed with several pillows on the other side for weeks, lest some smelly stranger show up for cuddles! Then I'd follow that with "'Gators" and finally her latest book, "The Rotting Room". And if I understand correctly, "ACNfA" - no, I like "Gators" better - was her first book where she came upon the GENIUS idea to write her book on her email at a job she hated. I mean, if I had thought to do that, I'd probably be 17 or so books into my own collection and definitely not so deeply addicted to anti-depressants and acid reflux cures! Oh well, we live and learn and try our best to stop sacrificing our health for companies that don't give a crap about us in the end.
Everything in the park was infused with an inky, demoniacal force.
Anyway, getting back to our story, or better said, the review of her story, "Gators" is a highly entertaining, very well-executed (good job on the proofreading, Dad!), and very imaginative horror adventure. Now, you can take your pick of what the promo blurb says about "a rogue epidemiologist tackling a mysterious outbreak in this horror thriller" - which it is to a degree - or settle in perhaps more understandably into the cursed abandoned theme park ("Gullywasher’s of Georgia—Wet n’ Wild Fun for the Whole Family!") sitting still on cursed land that's full of curses angle. Either will work and are mixed more or less successfully, giving us at the end a really fun melange of gore, murder, ghosts, demons, resurrection, and muddy bacterium mixed with high-grade heroin. Yeah, I don't know that a more detailed plug would have worked to be honest because I just confused the hell out of myself...
The land acquired a taste for panic, for pain, for human flesh, for terror…
Let's just say Hampton manages to pull off a wild tale of CDC "soldiers", forlorn addicts, YouTube stars, and goodness knows who else, all set - more or less - in the bucolic streets of Savannah, Georgia. Now, I'm not saying she manages to do all this without a few hiccups, but for the most part it works. The author's own scientific training definitely comes in handy, as the politics and policies of America's front line against devastating illnesses is very believable and transfers to this setting just as smoothly as a needle sliding under your skin. OK, sorry, that was uncalled for but that was the grossest part of this book… and we had balloons full of blood, missing eyeballs, and a dude limping around on a compound fracture to boot. Look, it was this or make a Tylenol joke and I'm just not going there today…
He did not like that pit, not one bit.
One factor that did strike me as somewhat odd was that the - no, not pacing, let's call it the structure - of having all these parties doing their own thing didn't always work, or better said, blend all that smoothly. And this is even when they were physically and unknowingly within mere yards or even inches of each other. But the first big chunk of this book follows primarily Dr. Archibald Gruber, a brilliant epidemiologist, who mostly because of his utter lack of social or even leadership skills finds himself being passed over again and again for promotions he knows he deserves ("No one else would be taking advantage of him anymore or stealing the credit he was due"…see what I mean?). It is his own frustration - and obvious confidence, knowing he can do things better on his own! - that really jumpstarts this story beyond what we witness initially from our resident junkie, Leona, who does some real junkie stuff that ultimately leads up to so much of what transpires.
Something’s leading me there, where I’m needed. Something’s leading me home.
However, even with this strong focus on Dr. Gruber, he eventually literally disappears for a huge chunk of the book. Meanwhile - and rather abruptly I'd add - we're provided with a ton of information about our half-Russian YouTube stars, Zeb and Sid Barkova, who have found their calling with urban exploring, which is essentially the "art" of filming yourself looking through abandoned places with some kind of interesting mythos surrounding them. We also go off on some personal tangents about their family, which really had me a little lost. It does provide some amusement along the way, but to me, all of these bits - including as well the weird night in the hotel that Commander Sam Clements experiences… and no, I'm not just talking about the constant attempts of her boss to bed her.
He’s not made from life, but he can move into it…
So for me, it's not the overall story - including what I thought was a really cool set of closing scenes - but more how the deck of cards is "shuffled" along the way. I would have enjoyed a bit of one group, then maybe some of the background info to another, and so on, which would have then led us more organically to the big conclusion. As it was, again, it just felt like sometimes we were mixing short stories versus having a coherent overall smooth-flowing set-up with everyone keeping pace. I don't think it necessarily detracted from anything, no, but it was odd. I also thought it contributed to a few of the holes in the story that I wondered about, including as I mentioned earlier the weird things that happened in the hotel (i.e. were we just to assume this was the same as the last time the place got all stinky?).
She felt an undercurrent of malevolence, as though she were walking all around a sleeping, scaly creature...
But!!! fear not true believers, we get to where we needed to be at the end, again with enough splattery stuff and some real emotion that felt like a strong shot to the solar plexus (pun intended). Hampton is obviously going to be a talent to continue watching in this genre and I can't wait to see more! So until next time…
PLEASE ANSWER THE EXTRA CREDIT QUESTION:
Even though the cover of this book is quite interesting, it is inaccurate. Why?