I think I'm straight, until I get an A- in one of my classes. Spending every day in Professor Matthews' office, looking at the way his muscles move under his fitted dress shirts while negotiating a better grade can really do something to a college freshman like me. The professor knows what I want from him, and luckily, he and another professor have an agreement to sort of "share" and nurture promising young students like me, starting with exhaustive oral exams until I decide I want more.
College might be rough, but these two older, handsome, and much bigger professors will make it a lot easier as long as I do everything they tell me to.