I Think I'd Make A Good Principal and Other Funny Poems for Kids

by Sterling Bradford, Marcus Emerson, Noah Child

I Think I'd Make A Good Principal is just one of the stories within these pages, but you'll also find a recess superhero, some suggestions on where to time travel, a tiny guy that can't sleep, a fussy grandpa that lives upstairs, a zombie mouse, and several other funny and imaginative poems sure to delight both kids and adults. (Complete with wonderful illustrations by artist David Lee)

It's something that wouldn't be typical,
But I think I'd make a good principal.
The first thing I'd cut would be funding for math,
Maybe not fully, but at least in half.
Next on the list would be killing off science
Proudly shaking my fist in defiance.
Social studies is sure to get axed,
And geography class prob'ly won't last...

Poems include:
I Think I'd Make A Good Principal
Recess Superhero
If I Could Build A Time Machine
Itty-Bitty Little Ned
Grandpa Gus
Ghostly Girlfriend Gwendolyn
Elijah, The Heartbreaker,
Video Games Are Cheaters
You Should Go Out With Me
Her Dead Tooth
My Mommy, The Mummy
I'm Movin' To The Moon!
Zombie Mouse
Ode To My Enemy

18 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 15, 2012